I hate this. I just gave a guest my whole damn life story. Well.. most of it, anyway. They just ask me a few questions. I answer it. But then I keep going. It's like I really want to tell them what I'm thinking. Like it's some impulse and I can't resist against it.
One time, they ask if they could stay later in the water. Like, until after hours, you know? I said that it'd be great if they lost a few pounds before coming back to the beach again, lest they scare off the rest of the guests. And that it may also be a good idea not to come back at all. And she didn't really look that ba-- oh, yes she did. See?? I can't even fib to sugarcoat anything. Seriously. This can stop anytime now, please.