Ridgeway Resort - Network Comm

Oh my freaking god! What the hell is going on in this dump?!

Why are there zombies pounding at my cabin door? What the hell did I smoke?!

Screw this boring classical music crap that seems to be every where, it's driving me crazy. Play some 'Freebird'!

What the bloody hell is this?

Undead people in a place that seems to be too green to be Egypt or London.

Dom? Louis? Teddy? This better not be some prank. I was close to breaking a curse!

So... right. Not that I don't appreciate the rather ridiculous employment offer, or the hordes of the undead attempting to gnaw me to bits, but I'm afraid I must decline. I have an appointment, see, and my grandmum really isn't the most patient type. She'll hex you to pieces if... wait. Muggles. be rather cross if I'm late for supper.

Am I the only one that noticed some of the Zombies look a little familiar? I... I think the former Mayor of Jericho just tried to bite me... I couldn't kill him, I just... Ran. God I hope I don't see Bonnie...

Oh God, what if... My Dad's one of them?

I'm going to make a quick supply run for the cabins. Would you mind co Do you want to come with me?

That...was the worst thing I have ever had to do in my entire life. And I've done some big ones.

No one should have to see the zombie of their dead girlfriend - who more or less died because of them - and have to kill them. Again.

So, Señor Psychopath, any time you're ready you can stop with the classical music and find a way to get rid of these damn things.

Just in case you were bloody wondering, this isn't funny. You've got to be daft if you think I'm going to take being pulled to a place I can't leave for no reason to this.

I just saw my best friend's parents who both died when he was a baby. They were undead. I'm so glad Teddy isn't here to see it

I would very much like to go back to Egypt now. At least the things I have to kill breaking curses don't look like people I know. even if I've only ever seen pictures of his parents

Mon dieu! Est-ce qu'cette certaine sorte est de plaisanterie en difficulté?! Je les ai vus, chacun des trois d'entre eux marchant à travers le dock.

I… ne peut-il pas manipuler ceci, pourquoi a-t-il dû être eux? Pourquoi maintenant?

Mon dieu, je dois obtenir une poignée. Je ne peux pas décomposer maintenant. Ce n'est pas le temps ni l'endroit.

( english translation )

I may not know many things about this present era, but I am almost positive this does not construe as a "resort". To whom it may concern: I would appreciate if you left my loved ones to rest in peace, and not attempt to resurrect them. I can't handle seeing them in that condition. This is the utmost of disrespect, and I will not stand for it. My family suffered enough, why must you disturb their rest?

This can't be happening. This just can't be. It's not right or fair and I couldn't pull the trigger and now some zombie version of Nathan's still out there somewhere and

I don't know how much more of this I can take.

Says a lot about my life that this isn't the first time I've had to kill something undead with my best friend's face.