Ridgeway Resort - Network Comm

What'd you have to bring Faith here for??

This must be some kind of a mistake.

[James Petersen]
Listen, I get that you're going to be holding us here indefinitely. I'm not new to this kind of situation. But I have a friend out there who needs me. We haven't heard from her for over twenty-four hours and I just want to make sure that she's safe. You need me here to be your slave or employee or whatever you want to call it to make yourself feel good, fine. I'm here to stay. You know so much about me that you'd go through the trouble of pulling me through dimensions, you know I'm good for my word because I'm not leaving this place until everybody else is freed. So let me go take care of this and I'll do anything you want. The place is a ghost town anyways--I won't be of much use to you if there are no guests.

I'm taking a ride out to see what the trails are like around here. Anyone who wants to come along is welcome. You just better be able to ride because I'm not babysitting your ass to make sure you don't fall off.

Even in college I wasn't this broke.

...those videos. I couldn't bring myself to watch them until now. Are they all this...horrifying?

I can't believe that... How many times do we have to kill

I wish I knew that my brother was okay...

Um...what in the...

I am so confused right now.

If there isn't something legitimate to do at 'work' tomorrow I'm going to start making concoctions out of random juice, fruit and anything else I can find. What tastes good and what tastes like it came from a swamp. I'll give a free smoothies for a week to anyone who drinks the nastiest thing I can come up with.

I think I'm a little overqualified to manage a coffee shop. If I'm going to be stuck here, can't I at least have a more purposeful, more nefarious job?

Or kidnapees which seems to be a popular term at the moment. I was tempted just to let them surprise you, but guilt over things I have done thus far forced me to announce:


Our first guests are set to arrive tomorrow. Please, please, remember: They did not do this to you. I did this to you. If you need to take out aggressions take them out on me. They are innocent humans, most will not know how to respond to your anger. What if you were in their shoes? You wouldn't want your hero screaming at you for you being a fan, would you?

Thank you in advance for your cooperation, for those who do.
 
James Petersen.