Okay, I literally have no idea what half these questions mean and I don't think I really care to find out. I have a son? But to set a few ground rules, my personal relationship with anyone is...personal. And they will remain personal. I would never take over Wolfram & Hart, unless it's to burn it down to the grounds, and I do not need anyone telling me what a bad idea it would be to do that. I also do not need to be told that I would be better off dusted for the safety of the world. I already tried. Didn't work, and I believe that it didn't for a reason. Don't feel entitled to a justification of my existence. No, I will not turn into a puppet (??) and trust me when I tell you that you do not ever want to 'meet' Angelus. Siring anyone is out of the questions and I don't even know why anyone would ask this I will not drink human blood, even if you're offering. As for the hair gel, I use [redacted]. I will not discuss my opinions on the Shanshu Prophecy. You're probably better off asking Wesley, but he's not here so I guess you're out of luck.

But most importantly: personal space. Martial arts is a contact sport, but if there's any more excessive groping, class is going to get cancelled a lot earlier than scheduled.

Oh, and I don't sing, date or dance.

P.S. I am here as an instructor. To instruct. Not to share two hundred odd years' worth of my life's story. But I don't mind filling instructional hours with a philosophical symposium if Petersen doesn't.

P.P.S. You can carry crosses, garlic, stakes or whatever you need to make yourself feel safe, but it's nice to be asked ahead of class.