Okay, okay, okay...Look. I was going to be a hockey player. Instead I went for the best costume ever and it barely even got appreciated by the masses because of town party things. RIDICULOUS.
I should have just been a hockey player because then I could have just been body checking people all night and eating cereal out of the Stanley Cup. Note to self: Save the coolest costume ever for actual Halloween. UGH
That being said where is my party friend at?
come on party friend[Lock: Steve M, Matt D, Atticus M] Whooooo wants to go hang out with me at my property for a couple of hours so I don't get Craigslist murdered while I sell some junk to a junk collector? You three draw straws for the pleasure, I'll wait.
PS are you boys all in one piece after this go round?
Not like all in one piece as in one whole piece, that would be weird. Since there are three of you. Unless you are secretly lego pieces. Which, I think I'd know by now so don't try and pull one over on me.