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Jun. 16th, 2019


Who: Mason and Hugh
What: Mason doesn't like lone customers
When: Saturday night
Where: The Chamberlain's Men
Warning: Probably Mason's mouth, but tbd

Here's your t-shirt )

Jun. 15th, 2019


To anyone who gives a fuck, The Chamberlain's Men is reopened for business. First fifty customers will receive a stupid tshirt and a free drink of their choice. Ta.

May. 16th, 2019


public, marta f

This town needs a non-bullshit party. I'm thinking weekend bonfire, yeah? All the marshmallow roasting, none of the drama.

[Text to MARTA]

May. 4th, 2019


Who: Archie Westcliffe, Mason Callahan
What: Long overdue conversation
Where: Mason's house
When: Saturday
Warnings/Rating: Mason's mouth needs a warning stamped on it.

- )

Apr. 1st, 2019


This place. It's not even the worst place I've lived but still, you know? This place.

To my compadre that I smoked with briefly, I hope your friend is okay.

Christ on a cracker.

Apr. 25th, 2019


Well that was truly horrible. Going home now. Not opening the club until further notice.

Apr. 11th, 2019


While The Chamberlain's Men will be closed on Easter Sunday, we will be open Good Friday, like the sacrilegious bastards we are. Anyone bold enough to wear pastel will get a free matching color shooter. Ladies, if you are crazy enough to do so, wear a rabbit costume and get free entry and drinks all night. No, bloody queens don't count.

We open at 9pm and close at 2am.

Mar. 26th, 2019


Residents of the B&B

[Now that the bottom feeding lawyers have finished dickering over the details of the transaction, Mason could wash his hands of it. The legal notice of ownership along with whatever bloody paperwork, deed, blah, blah, blah were delivered to Archie along with a set of many keys. Mason's name would be clear to see all though he did not send a note along with everything. The next as it happens...Mason contacts the list of residents he had received.]

I really haven't the time to mess around with being a landlord so I have legally changed ownership of the Bed and Breakfast to a lodger already there: Archibald Westcliffe. He's your boss and landlord now. Take any questions or complaints to him.


ME Callahan

Mar. 19th, 2019


[News: B&B, Edwards Island]

[Tuesday morning, when the B&B goes up for sale, it is immediately deeded to one Mason E. Callahan for the total sum of $100. All required permits and employee records are also transferred to him.

At the lakeside dock, a sign is erected saying ferries to the Edwards Island are temporarily halted due to new island ownership. There is no date listed for the ferries resuming their daily trips to the island.]


The Chamberlain's Men will be closed for renovations. We are redesigning the interior for the Summer season. Re-opening will be officially announced, but we are aiming for no longer than a month. We appreciate your understanding.


I miss you

Come home

All right. I'm sober.

Mar. 8th, 2019


Text: Archie W

>> yoiure a b;loojy twatr!

Mar. 2nd, 2019


One would think a former player would know better. One would think that a retired master of games would know the bloody moves. Shame on me, friends.

I'm going to change the stupid locks even though you haven't got a key.
There shan't be a single moment when you're back to bother me.

You're also barred from the club.

Any of you lot thought I was cold before, you haven't seen a bloody thing.

Feb. 19th, 2019


[Locked: Athelstan, Mason, Pippin]

[Athelstan/Connor X]

I am going to California for my conference from Tuesday to Friday next week. I wanted you to know. I will be back on Friday evening.

[Mason C]

Have you considered your vacation anymore?

[Pippin P]

Are you still interested in investigating at the museum? Did you speak with your team?

Feb. 14th, 2019


Delivery: Mason C

[When Mason enters The Chamberlain's Men in time for work, he'll find a bottle of whiskey waiting in his office for him. There's a little heart shaped note attached to it, which simply reads 'Happy Thursday x']

Feb. 7th, 2019


Lunch: Ragnar and Mason

Who: Ragnar L and Mason C
What: Lunch between neighbours
Where: Ragnar's place
When: Thursday lunchtime
Warnings/Rating: Probably low. Possibly language. Will update if necessary.

Delicious )

Feb. 3rd, 2019


It would be most appreciated if whoever is burning their trash around the lake would cease their activities at once. Don't know what you've been up to, mate, but the smell alone is criminal.


Who: Val Hilder and Mason Callahan
What: Job interview
Where: The Chamberlain’s Men
When: After this.
Warnings/Rating: TBD
Status: Incomplete

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. )

Jan. 25th, 2019


For those of you who do not wish to participate in a masked Bacchanalia, come to The Chamberlain for some normal hedonism. Honestly. I should dedicate a room in the back for you buckets of