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Jan. 24th, 2016


[info]scarymonsters

[open to visitors - untitled, the burlesque roadhouse]

Who: Anybody
What: Untitled, the Burlesque Roadhouse, is open for business - at least for a night. It's the grand opening and perhaps the only open night, so get in while you can.
Where: Roadhouse
When: Recently
Warnings/Rating: Scantily clad people in your mind's eye.
Note: This is an open location post, so feel free to throw in a comment and see if someone hits it or set your threads here. I may hit the occasional open, but otherwise assume the club owner is chilling ~somewhere and making sure everyone behaves. ;)

The message was slipped under every door in town: 'THE GRAND OPENING and possibly ONLY NIGHT OF untitled THE BURLESQUE ROADHOUSE.' The date and time were printed in block on the scrap of thick white paper. 'PRESENT for TWO FREE DRINKS, NO RESTRICTIONS' )

Jan. 19th, 2016


[info]scarymonsters

[public]

[An image of a flyer. It actually appears to be a photo of a handmade poster in red and black sharpie. Classy.]

NOW HIRING - AS YET UNTITLED REPOSE ROADHOUSE, OPENING SOON

Can you dance? Do you like taking your clothes off at the end of a long day? You might be good at burlesque. CALL NOW.

Can you carry trays? Have you talked to others? You might be quite the server. CALL NOW.

Do you like punching unpleasant faces and rude people? Have you considered being a bouncer? CALL NOW.

IF NOT EVIDENT, NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY.

[And, of course, the number to 'call now.']