[Little notices in serif type and with precisely-cut hang tabs printed with contact information go up at the local cafes, the general store, wherever a public bulletin board is to be found. Copy is as follows: "Certified public accountant and tax advisor for hire, available for auditing services and offering tax compliance and planning advice for owner managed businesses, estates, and personal accounts. Extensive legal, litigation, and financial background. Reliable and discreet. Contact Art by telephone at 555-XXXX or through the on-line forums."
This copy is also posted publicly to the forums, with an additional note:]
And yes, I also prepare tax returns. 'Tis the season. Leave inquires on the ansaphone only at your own peril.