Re: [Cafeteria: Gwen & Dylan]
You don't have to go to school. The Food Network can totally teach you about spices. I watch it sometimes, even though I don't cook, to familiarize myself with things that might be on restaurant menus. And good cooks don't need salt. [Which was maybe her jab at his punchline, but it was mostly true.] The cooks on television never use more than a pinch. [She held up her forefinger and thumb, in case he needed a visual for how much salt 'a pinch' entailed.] Like this.
[She was unaware that her nearly-moment was so super obvious, so she continued the conversation as if Doritos had never been introduced.] Most girls don't like bugs, or so I'm led to believe by modern media. I have met a few notable exceptions. [Gwen wasn't good at the social finesse required for consolation, so she continued on in a practical manner when he said his sister was sick.] What is she being treated for?