[Report: Police Department]
[He leaves his report about the strange call on the boss' desk, along with the transcript of the call recording, and a note clipped to the file itself.]
It's going to take some time to scour those miles of woods. I was thinking I would start near the Carnival and make a loop. I'll ask some intrusive questions of the wood people while I'm out there, but we shouldn't expect any cooperation. I can handle this one without my work husband. Will report in periodically, Boss.
PS: Let me know if you'd prefer texts about my exciting adventures in future, or if you're the old fashioned type.