|Sasha prefers to open (carry) wrote in repose,|
@ 2016-09-06 09:22:00
|Entry tags:||*forum, bruce wainright, cat dubrovna, damian wainright, daniel webster, eddie nelson, jonathan heron, jude coleman, sasha james|
Quick! We need to make a list of all the things Pepperidge Farm doesn't remember. I'll start:
Everything okay? No flower visions?
You know, most people don't admit that it's likely they'd kill someone to their face.
I didn't realize you were on these forums. How are you doing?
Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
Feeling better, stranger?
[Reluctantly.] I know Johnathan H. He's a doctor. He was just trying to make sure I was okay.
[Once she's feeling better, she actually DOES send him a bulletpointed list of all the public information along with her personal danger ratings about everyone in town (sans Cat & Eddie). She makes no apologies for the High School student drama that gets included thanks to her younger employees.
Reece E → Some terminator from Tethys. Seriously. Half robot. Went missing. There's no evidence that he ever existed anymore. Assumed dead by now. Eager to please with possible co-dependent tendencies. Danger rating: 0.75/10. (Add 8 points if Tethys kept him alive.)
Michael C → Boring scientist at the facility for Tethys. Won't admit to knowing certain people that went missing in spite of them working together. Avoidance coping could mean PTSD or threatened into silence by his superiors. Typical anime nerd. Will probably be the one to initiate Skynet or whatever Tethys wants to call it. Danger rating: 5/10.
Atticus M → Owns B&B. SUPER HAUNTED BRUCE OMG. Inherited recently after previous owners died. Doesn't use personal pronouns, indicative of desire to remain unattached and uninvolved. Danger rating: 2/10. 10/10 with ghosts.
Daniel W → Old. Doesn't like my jokes. Hermit. Says he's super rich. (POSSIBLY YOUR NEW BFF, B-DUBS? :D) Severe social anxiety. Danger rating: Harmless/10.
Have fun with the pages and pages of that, Bruce.]