Re: Theater Drunkheads: Eddie/Sasha
Eddie was up to his chest in mud and swamp biology when Sasha expertly fired his gun like a pro. "Beautiful!" He couldn't help himself, always eager to cheer a good shot. The monster didn't quit, though, so he scrambled to his feet and let Sasha help him try to out run a SWAMP MONSTER in a SWAMP. "This isn't going to work, this isn't working-" Eddie muttered in the way he did when he was hacking into something or trying to fix a security problem. A second later he snapped his fingers and whistled, making the blue, cartoon bird appear. It tweeted loudly at him, angrily.
"I don't care! Just do it!" Eddie yelled back (implying that he could understand the bird, though that was still left up to interpretation) and then a pretty blue portal appeared in front of them. They could see the concession stand in the lobby, the movie posters, the soda stains on the carpet. Once they got through the portal, they'd be homefree. Eddie tugged at Sasha and pulled her towards the opening. She'd feel like one of those tilt-a-whirl carnie rides where it goes so fast it feels like you're in lightspeed for a half second. Then, the safe glow of the concession stand! They were almost there! They made it! They-
The next thing Eddie knew, he was falling. His back hit a branch, broke it and then he barreled into another. He wasn't a cat by any measure, but he was quick enough to reach up and grab a tree branch so he didn't fall any further. "Sasha!" He whisper-yelled as he pulled himself up on the sturdy branch. He sat on it like a horse, looking around for her and the Swamp Monster that was probably prowling below.
The blue bird gave him a really sarcastic tweet and he rolled his eyes. "I didn't know Nazi magic negated ALIEN TECHNOLOGY!." He shouted and that was probably a mistake. Something growled in the distance.