[Gift shopping was strange. But they had a list, they checked it (and the measurements) twice, and made the order. It arrives, straight from the retailer, several neat boxes wrapped in pinstripe paper in reds and greens. The first stack, tied up together in twine, contain something
grey in the measurements given. The next stack contains something
blue. There's a little something
extra tucked in with the blue.
A card accompanies it all, generic Christmas Greetings with a computer-printed message within:]
That was way more enjoyable than I imagined it.
Can I ask for a picture of you wearing one? If that's totally out of bounds, it's okay.
Merry Christmas!
~Santa