[public as 'Satan's Niece']
i’m ready to purchase a lakeside haunted mansion, clutch my forehead and faint a lot on chaises, and live like an undersexed Bronte sister by myself in the materialized version of every gothic fiction novel I’ve ever spanked it to.
so, boys & ghouls, I’d like a realtor or location recommendation. preferably a female realtor, since men are terrible at financial mathematics.