[secret santa: manning t + iris m]
[On Christmas morning, Iris will wake up with an inability to bear children that will last for one calendar year. Hooray! This sort of thing cannot actually be seen with the naked eye, so Santa has given her another gift. Her nails have been painted in alternating baby blue and princess pink - one even has a tiny stork painted on it with Xs for eyes, and another is painted with a miniature calendar showing Dec. 25, 2019. Ordinary nail polish remover will take it all off.]