I know it's over two weeks till Halloween, but I'm posting this in advance just to let you all know...
This is happening. Yes, that's right. I'm giving out full bars. All you gotta do is walk through my clown infested yard. If you're wondering why I vomited clowns onto my lawn, it's obviously because I have a great love of clowns and the joy they bring. It's not because I hate my neighbor or that I'm trying to get back at her for her anti-Halloween posters and propaganda.
While we're on the subject of Halloween, what do you guys think of this costume? Would a bigoted Catholic middle aged woman hate this? Asking for a friend.