Have to have family for that, don'tcha? All I got is a lame-ass brother, and he can barely afford to wipe his ass with anything more than leaves and berries, I assume.
[After some furious googling.] Okay, Joe Jonas should be thanking his pathetic little promise-ring-loving deity for blessing him with the magic that is Priyanka. And Ariana can do better, because her fiancé is gross looking. Altho I can appresh funny.