November 7th, 2010

[info]magic8troll in [info]remodeled

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Woooooooow! This is pro8a8ly the 8est day I have ever had in the history of ever! It's like I woke up and every terri8le thing I could ever have wanted was just suddenly right there in front of me! I must 8e the happiest little troll in the world right now!

I guess that's not quite true, though. I can think of one thing that would make me happier. Knowing your names! :::;D Who lives in this shitty design for a hive-analogue, and wh8ever could your stupid shitty names 8e-

Oh, w8, I must have miscounted!!!!!!!! Stupid me! There's a few things that would m8ke me even happier than something stupid like n8mes:

1) I
2) Want
3) My
4) Fucking
5) Arm
6) 8ack
7) Right
8) Now you st8pid fucking n8rses!!!!!!!!

[ A pause. ]

~A Concerned Yellow 8rick Denizen~

[info]remodelers in [info]remodeled


[ The PDA crackles to life, and the network has been updated. ]
Welcome, patients. My name is Doctor Linda Grey. Today is day five.

You've all just undergone your first therapy session. I, and the rest of the staff here at Yellow Brick, are very happy for you all and hope for future therapies to go as smoothly as this first one. We all appreciate your cooperation. [ you can practically hear her kind smile ] We hope you continue to be so cooperative.

If you look outside today you'll see the storm is fully upon us. It's raining very heavily and the winds are strong; we have thunder and lightning and we predict this will last for a day. Umbrellas will be supplied if you plan on using some of the outdoor facilities such as the dojo; the pools and the beach will be closed but the dojo has a roof for times such as this.

Additionally, please give a warm welcome to our newest addition, Vriska Serket.

Thank you, and please try to enjoy the day.

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