The Remnant Bin

Title: Test Drive
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Remnant smex and unsafe use of vehicles
Word count: 1070
Summary: Yazuu’s bike gets an upgrade. (Explains how the damn thing moved so tight in “Advent Children”!)
Prompt: Loz/Yazoo: Sex on a motorcycle – “vroom! vroom!”

( Test Drive )

x-posted

Title: Succubus
Rating: NC17
Warnings: supernatural het with just a hint of xeno
Word count: 975
Summary: Zack finds himself entertaining a most unexpected visitor.
Prompt: Sephiroth/Zack: gender-switch, seduction – How did you know it was me?

( Succubus )

x-posted

Title: Sleepless
Rating: G
Warnings: spoilers for end of Advent Children
Word count: 372
Summary: Cloud reflects on love, and how it usually hits when one isn’t looking.
Prompt: Cloud/Kadaj: Missing You

( Sleepless )

x-posted

Title: Reunion
Rating: G
Warnings: none
Word count: 995
Summary: After Advent Children, the Reunion still took place… (The fic didn’t turn sexy, but there’s always room for a sequel.)
Prompt:  Sephiroth/Kadaj/Loz/Yazoo: foursome – “They completed him, they completed each other.”
A/N: Okay, confession time: I hatehatehate the “double-O” spelling of a certain name. It makes it look silly, a common enough problem with Westernized villain types but damn, what a waste. Do forgive me for inflicting my preferred spelling on everyone, but “Yazuu” just seems…right.

( Reunion )

x-posted

Title: Rain
Rating: G
Warnings: spoilers for Advent Children
Word count: 200
Summary: Kadaj finds himself in the rain.
Prompt: Kadaj/Sephiroth: Conquering a mindfuck and coming out on top

( Rain )

x-posted

Title: Little Brothers
Author: jlsigman
Rating: PG
Warnings: angst, then cracky fluff
Word count: 1, 017
Springkink Prompt: June 23rd - Crossover: Kingdom Hearts/Final Fantasy VII, Riku/Kadaj/Yazoo/Loz: Mistaken identity (or relationship) - Damnit, I'm not your brother!"

( Little Brothers )

Title: Just Stop
Rating: PG
Warnings: none
Word count: 435
Summary: While Sephiroth is busy fighting Cloud, Kadaj has an unexpected revelation.
Prompt: Sephiroth/Kadaj: angst and comfort
A/N: I’d always wondered why, at the end, Sephiroth just hovered there and accepted Cloud’s attack. Perhaps this is why.

( Just Stop )

x-posted

Title: Equal and Opposite Reaction
Rating: NC17
Warnings: smex
Word count: 519
Summary: Some of the Shinentai are more equal than others.
Prompt: Final Fantasy VII, Loz/Yazoo: twincest
A/N: It’s hard for me to see ‘incest’ in any relationship of the three Shinentai. It doesn’t seem to be a concept that really applies to non-mortals… Remnant-cest? That works for me.  ~_^

( Equal and Opposite Reaction )

x-posted

Title: A Cingular Obsession
Rating: NC17
Warnings: masturbation
Word count: 921
Summary: Things take an interesting turn when Loz decides to push the boundaries a little.
Prompt: Phone Sex

( Phone Sex )

x-posted

Title: Play
Rating: NC17
Warnings: sex and death
Word count: 527
Summary: The Remnants grew closer through play.
Prompt: Kadaj/Yazoo/Loz - Brotherly Love (literally or sweetly) - "Play with me."
A/N: This one took off and veered sharply at the end. I…didn’t expect it to do that.

( Play )



x-posted

Title: "Suppertime"
Author: snipervalentine
Rating: R.
Warnings: None.
Word count: ≈750
Summary: Written for SpringKink on LiveJournal, Round III. Prompt: October 20 - Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Loz/Yazoo: Shower or waterfall voyeurism - "Sometimes he forgets how beautiful his brother is."

Disclaimer: Characters owned by Square Enix. Words are mine.

( Suppertime )

Let the silliness begin! Since this story will update daily through Christmas (if not longer), I won't be spamming the asylums with notices for each chapter. Just this one at the start, and a couple of others at key strategic locations, just to pique your curiosity. Check in directly at guiltyred_fics for all your holiday crackfic needs. ^_^

"Christmas Reunion" Day 1

In which Vincent delivers some unwelcome news...




[x-posted: ffvii_yaoi, ffvii_fandom, materia_play, remnant_bin]

Come. Read. Laugh. Stay for brownies.

This year, my serial Christmas crackfic is taking over the world of FFVII: Advent Children. It's about family and friendship and -- oh, who am I kidding? It's spoofage of the most bizarre sort, and it'll get you right through the last frantic shopping days before Christmas.

Each day, every day, from the first through the twenty-fifth, another chapter in the misadventure will be posted at guiltyred_fics. Admission is free, and drink warnings are in effect: any damage to electronics from splerkage is not my responsibility, though I'd love to hear about it.

And now, my post-Thanksgiving present to you: The Teaser

Stay tuned.



[x-posted to ffvii_fandom, materia_play, ffvii_yaoi]

Title: A Taste of Heat
Rating: NC17
Warnings: explicit m/m, voyeurism, masturbation, energy tentacles
Word count: 920
Summary: The Remnants share their toys.
Prompt: Final Fantasy VII, Advent Children, Kadaj/Yazoo/Loz: Wingkink and-or tentacle-kink - 'It's almost insane,/The way you've infected my brain,/But I can't stop loving you'
A/N: The three Shinentai have an interesting relationship with raw energy…

It’s these small moments that linger in Loz’s thoughts long after the night is done, these details that catch in his throat. 

Bringing Back the Porn! - x-posted

Title: A Bond of Brothers
Author: ladyofshadow
Rating: R
Warnings: not worksafe, yaoi, lime.
Word Count: 717
Summary: A snippet of the brothers at the pool in the Forgotten City.
Author's Notes: My first Remnants fic. ^__^

( Read More )

x-posted to ffvii_yaoi & materia_play

Have you ever tried to write fan fiction using only 100 words. It's not easy, but it can be done. You have to choose your words carefully to get your point across. It takes brain power, muse inspiration and the sheer will to make the fiction readable.

I am here to introduce a 100-word drabble challenge asylum for the Final Fantasy VII fandom. Each Monday a challenge prompt will be posted. During that week until the following Sunday, finished drabbles can be posted in the asylum for 10 points to the team of your choice - Avalanche, Turks, or SOLDIER. Of course the points don't really mean anything, they are just there for the mere satisfaction of saying "hah!" to the other teams.

If you are up for a challenge or looking for a quick read, we welcome you to join the asylum! Members are always wanted - muses eat free. ^_^

ffvii_100

In order to spark some new writing and just generally whet your appetites for anything FFVII related, I was wondering:

Would anyone be interested in the download of the video for Dirge of Cerberus?

This would be the cutscenes from the game put in order to tell the complete story.

Give me a show of hands and if you guys are interested I will work on getting it up on a file share site.

^_~

x-posted at materia_play and ffvii_yaoi

Welcome to the community that just adores the SHM!  Sephiroth, Kadaj, Loz, Yazoo - they are just so much fun to play with! 

We are eagerly awaiting our first fictions and/or wonderful works of art/icons/wallpapers.  We welcome casting calls for RPGs and media like AMVs. Don't be shy about posting! Give us a character analysis or a link to a SHM Shrine - tantalize us and titillate us!

Please follow these guidelines:

Submitting Art/Fiction to the asylum

feel free to use this posting format:

Fiction:

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Label your warnings clearly! Here are some guidelines:

Worksafe: light kissing or touching, cuddling, etc.
Not worksafe: nudity, sex, fluids, etc.
Additional warnings: yaoi/yuri/hentai, non-con/rape, original character, death of character, spoilers, etc.


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Be respectful, play fair and nice, and have fun!  ^_^