RAC IC for The Warrant

I'm starting to get used to cat fur being trapped in my whiskey. There's something wrong with that.

[Rene]

What are you doing?

For those of you who have not yet heard: the Bahama Mama, the B52, and the Tequila Sunrise have brought into custody the criminal thug we all know as Apollo. Our agents are all safe.

We have much work still cut out for us with the escaped prisoners from Pluto, yes, but let us not forget that our hard work does yield significant, vital victories. This is a man who has hurt many people, some of us in personal ways, and he will no longer do so thanks to RAC agents.

[BM/B52/TS]

Would anyone like to join me in celebration? Drinks are on me at the Blue Rodeo.

ALL CREWS.

It was confirmed this morning that the Cuba Libre was [.....] commandeered by a hostile party this Monday. We have no confirmation on the state of the crew itself, save for the fate of Captain [lol does she have a name] whose life was taken. Director Phan has no reason to believe that former crew of the Cuba Libre are at risk.

We ask that all crews notify us immediately if they notice the Cuba Libre on their radar. Do not engage them with contacting us first. Thank you.

CAPTAINS.

If you need anything. My team is on call.

Yeah so watch out for the creeper who will try to sell you kittens out of his coat on your way home.

[Campbell]

Book club. Tell me.

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Anyone need a break?

[Kamikaze + Tequila Sunrise]

I thought that went well, right?

TEQUILA SUNRISE + KAMIKAZE

SAHRA IS IN TROUBLE AND WE NEED TO GO RIGHT NOW BEFORE SHE GETS HERSELF KILLED!!! RIGHT NOW!!!! GET READY!!!

Very serious inquiry.

What do we, a sample size of bounty hunters, most of us devoted to our ships, think about the concept of true love? Are there soulmates? Does love really exist? Is partnership just a social construct to share the load? Is it all about sex?

Lay it on me.

[TEQUILA SUNRISE + LONDON]

I think this is one warrant we should pass on. I have a bad feeling about the job, and frankly, I would rather avoid putting ourselves in a very dangerous situation during a competitive job, right now. Let those who have something to prove chase down this woman. There are other fish in the sea for us.

Aside from watching our network, has anyone been watching the news today? Apparently, the ISSP received documents which contained evidence that former Commissioner Matthew Marshall had mishandled government funds in the building of the Astral Gate, back in the old days, which very likely lead to its explosion. He is almost ninety now and yet, the old man has fled Mars. Most likely back to Earth, the reports are saying.

Now that seem like a bounty that might be worth our time. What do you think, familia?

[RAINE]

Happy birthday, indeed.

Tomorrow I'm turning 49 and I'm celebrating tonight that it isn't fifty yet. Also that I've lived this long. Suck it, ex-husband who swore being in the RAC would kill me young.

Anyone who wants to drink with me, bring it. No singing. No presents. Cake will probably happen. Someone get me a cake.

Tell me your happiest memory.