The Quibbler Report -- 30 December 2016 -- 1 January 2017 Crumple-Horned Snorkacks (Fic): • Anonymous at rarepair_shorts wrote Safe. He’s not James, Sirius tells himself as Harry gets into bed with him on a cold Monday night. He’s not James, but Sirius is not Padfoot anymore, either. (Sirius Black/Harry Potter; R) • ravenclawsquill wrote The Pact. Neville is regretting not bringing a date to the wedding … until he meets a handsome stranger by the dance floor. (Neville Longbottom/Charlie Weasley; NC-17) • Anonymous at smutty_claus wrote Love Is a Gift. As Neville settles in to his new job as assistant Herbology professor at Hogwarts, Luna goes off on a series of expeditions around the world. She sends him gifts from her travels – but is she trying to tell him something more? And why does she keep sending him pants? (Neville Longbottom/Luna Lovegood; NC-17) • Anonymous at hoggywartyxmas wrote Friends, Teachers, Countrymen. Some things remain the same, even with Hogwarts beneath the thumb of the Dark Lord. Severus celebrates the annual staff Christmas party his own way. (Severus Snape; R) • Anonymous at daily_deviant wrote Five Times Ron and Draco Almost Had Sex (and One Time They Did). Ron’s bringing Draco back to the Burrow for Christmas in their eighth year. He wasn’t expecting this particular problem. (Ron Weasley/Draco Malfoy; NC-17) • Anonymous at hoggywartyxmas wrote Retiring Minds Want to Know. When the students are gone, the professors (and retirees) get to play.. (Minerva McGonagall/Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank, Hogwarts staff; R) • Anonymous at hoggywartyxmas wrote A Christmas Conspiracy. Minerva is retired and has planned a quiet Christmas. What could possibly go wrong? (Minerva McGonagall, Hogwarts staff; PG)