"Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be." - William Hazlitt
"Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths." - Bertrand Russell
"The night has a thousand eyes, and the day but one; Yet the light of the bright world dies with the dying sun. The mind has a thousand eyes, and the heart but one; Yet the light of a whole life dies when love is done." - Francis William Bourdillon
"Expecting everyone to like you is unrealistic. Count the stars in the sky and ask yourself how many light the earth. Yet that one star is enough to warm the entire world." - Ray Messer Jr.
"There are two types of people--those who come into a room and say, 'Well, here I am!' and those who come in and say, 'Ah, there you are.'" - Frederick L Collins