| Challenge #105: icon inspiration |
[Mar. 10th, 2009|09:43 pm] |
Title: Evil Boyfriends
Inspiration: suggested by ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) happier_bunny , which was actually suggested by fun_demented . Thank you! Icon made by youbetterwiseup . 
Summary: Brian is forced to attend the International Comic Con by Michael and Justin.
Condom: Justin
“You’re evil,” Brian told him. “You realize that after this, you and Michael are going to be punished one way or another, right?”
“But look at your best friend,” Justin replied, pointing at Michael, who was dressed as Galaxy Lad and was chasing a person dressed as Captain Astro for a picture together. “He’s in his prime. He’s in his Mecca.”
Brian rolled his eyes. “My best friend’s a dork.”
“Ooh, look! Andy Kubert!” Justin walked away.
“I have a dork for a boyfriend.” With that, Brian walked out of the convention center and hailed a cab for the hotel. |
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| Challenge #105: icon inspiration |
[Mar. 10th, 2009|09:41 pm] |
Title: Comic Books are for Losers
Inspiration: suggested by happier_bunny , which was actually suggested by ahaw9913 . Thank you! Icon made by pfodge . 
Condom: Justin
Alone in the empty cafeteria, Michael started to get the feeling that no one would show up to the first official Captain Astro Club meeting. Michael packed up his backpack and prepared to go home. But then he heard footsteps coming his way.
His excitement deflated when he saw it was Brian. “Where were you? Vice presidents are supposed to be here at the beginning.” Michael frowned. “Stupid,” he added.
“Fine. I’m not gonna share my meatball sub with you. Comic books are for losers.” He handed Michael half his food.
Michael smiled and sat down with his best friend.
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| Challenge #105: icon inspiration |
[Mar. 10th, 2009|11:36 am] |
Title: In-Law
Inspiration: suggested by happier_bunny , which was actually suggested by outlander . Thank you! Icon made by paddies . 
Condom: Justin
Jennifer can’t remember the first time she ever viewed Brian as her son-in-law.
It’s not the time she first envisioned Brian fucking Justin. Or that time when she asked Brian to take her son in. The day she marched in the pride parade?
No, it was after that. It’s got to be the time she sold him the bathhouse. Maybe it was when she sold him that place in the Pittsburgh suburbs.
Jennifer can’t remember, but she’s not worried. What worries her is that there’s not enough food at her son’s-in-law loft. She’ll have to stop by the grocery later.
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| Challenge #105: icon inspiration |
[Mar. 9th, 2009|10:02 am] |
Title: Justin Has the Best Plans Ever!
Inspiration: icon suggested by qafmaniac . Thank you! Icon made by qafmaniac . 
A/N: I use any excuse to write toppy!Justin. I am so sorry that this drabble was late, qafmaniac . [tap dances to make you forget]
Condom: Justin
“So I was fucking this one guy,” Justin began.
“I’m interested,” Brian replied.
The both of them were sprawled naked across their bed.
“He said my ass was heart-shaped. I tried looking at it in the mirror, but I don’t see it. Do you?” He flipped over on his back and stuck his ass out.
“Definitely heart-shaped,” Brian said. “Amazing that I never noticed it before.”
“I know, considering you’ve been in my ass a thousand times. I wonder what your ass is shaped like.”
“I guess we’ll never know.”
Justin smiled and grabbed a condom. “I can change that.”
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| Challenge #105: icon inspiration |
[Mar. 9th, 2009|10:00 am] |
Title: Bloodsport
Inspiration: icon suggested by fun_demented . Thank you! Icon made by bestmixtape from LJ. 
A/N: I am so sorry that this drabble was late, fun_demented . [tap dances to make you forget]
Condom: Justin
You read it in books and watch it on TV, but until you experience it yourself, you don’t know shit about love. Sometimes you wish that someone could have told you that love wasn’t easy.
It’s hard fucking work, and if anyone says otherwise, they’re fucking fooling themselves.
You think about the multiple breakups; the fights, both important and petty; the exhaustive long distance.
Love is almost brutal. It’s a fucking bloodsport.
But when he kisses you like that, like nothing else mattered to him but you, you start to believe it was all worth it.
For moments like this.
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| Challenge #105: icon inspiration |
[Mar. 3rd, 2009|11:36 pm] |
Title: This is a Smoke-free Make Out Session
Inspiration: icon suggested by happier_bunny . Thank you! Icon made by paddies . 
Warning: Um, sort of crack, but not quite.
Condom: Justin
Justin sat across Brian in the diner.
“I can’t even be around you right now,” Justin spat. “If you want to apologize, I’ll be at Daphne’s.” He walked out.
Brian shouted, “Right. I’ll be at home when you’re done being a drama queen.”
Melanie and Lindsay walked in as Brian brushed past them.
“Are they okay?” Lindsay asked Debbie.
Debbie scoffed. “Those fuckers’ll be fine. Brian singed Justin’s hair with a cigarette when they were making out, and Brian refuses to apologize.”
Melanie snorted. “That means they’ll be broken up for a week. Can we get some coffee to go?”
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| Challenge #105: icon inspiration |
[Mar. 3rd, 2009|11:34 pm] |
Title: Melanie Was Never Good at Science
Inspiration: icon suggested by outlander . Icon made by youbetterwiseup . 
Warning: Pure utter crack.
Condom: Justin.
“I still can’t believe it,” Melanie started. “Tell me again how Brian was able to get pregnant?”
Lindsay sighed. “It’s all purely scientific. Justin’s semen is so potent that it could impregnate anything it touches.”
“And after nine months, where does the baby go?”
Lindsay opened her mouth to answer, then closed it. “Yeah. I don’t know. I was too afraid to ask him that.”
“And if Justin is so potent, how come there aren’t any little half-human-half-bed sheets running around? Or half-human-half-condoms for that matter?”
“That is the craziest thing you’ve ever said.”
“Oh, but Brian pregnant isn’t crazy?”
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| Challenge #105: icon inspiration |
[Mar. 2nd, 2009|10:22 pm] |
Title: 2273 Liberty Ave.
Inspiration: icon suggested by tweedygal . Thank you! Icon by devline from LJ. 
Condom: Justin
Theodore Schmidt first discovered what a dildo was at twenty-three. Stepping into Joe’s Pleasure Boutique was the best mistake he had ever made.
Apparently, no one bothered to tell Yellow Pages that 2273 Liberty Avenue was no longer a bookstore.
At that day, at twenty-three, Ted learned more than he ever did during his four years at college and four years at North Allegheny High. At Joe’s, Ted discovered beautiful, bright colors: fuchsias, lavenders, goldenrods, Kelly greens. He particularly favored an ultramarine one. Before Joe’s, Ted had never been aroused by rubber.
And since then, Ted has never looked back.
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| Challenge #105: icon inspiration |
[Mar. 2nd, 2009|10:18 pm] |
Title: Just the Boys
Inspiration: icon suggested by besamislabios . Thank you! Icon made by furriboots 
Condom: Justin
Lying in bed, Michael remembers a time when it was just “the boys.” No boyfriends, no one getting lovesick over anyone—just him, Brian, Ted, and Emmett.
No teenage stalkers, no drug-induced comas, no chiropractors. No “seeing the light,” no proms gone wrong, no unprepared moves to Portland. No lesbians, no lesbian drama, no Proposition 14. No bombs, no Canada, no New York.
No Rage, no Zephyr, no Red Cape Comics. No weddings, no Jenny Rebecca, no Hunter.
No Ben.
Turning to his sleeping husband, Michael brushes his lips on Ben’s shoulder. Michael’s glad it isn’t just “the boys” anymore.
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| Challenge #104: Ice Cream |
[Feb. 24th, 2009|04:19 pm] |
Title: Golden Opulence
Warning: God-awful crack/bad!fic
A/N:: Golden Opulence is trufax, people. Alec Baldwin wouldn’t lie to me.
Condom: Justin
Justin sat lazily, jabbing a spoon into an iced-over carton of vanilla ice cream. “For my twenty-eighth, we should go to that restaurant in New York with the thousand-dollar ice cream. You know, the one with the golden spoon.”
Brian looked up from his work. “I don’t think so. We’ll be broken up by then.”
“What the fuck for?”
“Because when I was your age,” Brian bit out, “Pluto was still a fucking planet!” With that, Brian threw the carton out the window.
Justin glared at him.
A week later, Justin got his golden spoon. And his fucking ice cream. |
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| Challenge #100: Celebrate |
[Jan. 28th, 2009|11:24 am] |
Title: Toasty Crunchies
Timeline: pre-series
A/N: I haven’t written a drabble in months, and I’m completely disappointed in the fact that this was all I could come up with. What the hell, muse?
Condom: Justin
Parked on top of a deserted hill listening to AM radio at midnight was not how Michael wanted to spend time with him. Bored, Michael would’ve asked Brian to take him home, but ever since Brian took a new job, Michael hadn’t seen him in a while.
“Brian—”
“Mikey, shut up,” Brian said, uncharacteristically excited. “It’s about to come on.”
A jingle was heard: “Toasty Crunchies, a complete whole breakfast for you!"
Michael giggled.
“If you tell anyone I wrote this, I’ll kill you.”
Michael squeezed his hand and smiled. “I won’t, even if I think it’s worth celebrating.” |
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| Challenge # 79: Rain |
[Aug. 17th, 2008|06:31 pm] |
Title: Mommy and Me
Timeline: post-513
Condom: Melanie
As Lindsay was unfortunately sick, the duty of walking Gus to school was fallen onto Melanie.
Melanie grumbled as she glanced out the window. The forecaster promised sun. The drizzle outside stated otherwise.
Taking Gus’ hand, Melanie stepped outside—her black flats and Gus’ new Batman sneakers squish, squish, squished in the newly-formed mud. Melanie managed to open her umbrella, only to find holes in it, rendering it useless.
This day already sucked.
But when Gus opted to jump in the puddles and giggle to his heart’s delight, instead of scolding him, Melanie couldn’t help but smile a small smile.
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| Challenge #62: Seven Deadly Sins |
[Apr. 30th, 2008|06:47 pm] |
Sin: Envy
Condom: Justin
Brian thinks Justin is stupid when he gives those warnings against recreational drugs. It’s stupid and not to mention hypocritical. But at the same time, he wonders if it’s good thing to stay away from drugs if it leads Justin to reveal secrets like this:
“When Molly was born, I got really jealous because my parents kept on buying her all these cute, pink clothes. Huh. I was an odd boy back then.
“Stupid bitch.”
Brian is pretty sure Justin just called Molly a “stupid bitch.” Quietly and carefully, Brian takes the joint from Justin’s hand and puts it out.
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| Challenge # 59: Gay-Tastic! |
[Apr. 4th, 2008|01:16 pm] |
Title: Gay Pimp feat. Justin Taylor
A/N: This is the same universe as Justin is a Rap Star. And it’s written so that only Gay Pimp exists. There is no wonderful Jonny McGovern in this universe.
Warning:Crack/bad!fic
Condoms: 6 to Justin
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| Challenge # 58: Chairs |
[Mar. 28th, 2008|10:10 am] |
Title: Announcements!/Rescheduling
Timeline: post-513
Warning: Crack. And frankly, it’s really stupid crack. Like stooopid crack.
Condoms: 2 for Justin.
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| Challenge # 56: Friends |
[Mar. 16th, 2008|10:17 pm] |
Title: He’s Your Lobster!
Timeline: post-513
A/N: For visual enhancement, here is Phoebe’s theory about lobsters and couples: link This is all from “The One with the Prom Video.” Condom: Justin
Brian finds it unnerving that after they fuck, Justin grabs his hand and leads him towards the couch to watch Friends.
Brian stares with uncomfortable eyes as Justin giggles at all the right places.
Phoebe theorizes that Rachel is Ross’ lobster. “It’s a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life,” she says on the television. “You know what? You can actually see old lobster couples walkin' around their tank, you know, holding claws…”
Justin grins and looks to Brian for his reaction.
“I am not your fucking lobster.”
But he lets Justin hold his hand anyway.
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| Challenge # 56: Friends |
[Mar. 13th, 2008|07:53 am] |
Title: That’s What Friends are For
Timeline: post-513 with mentions of pre-s1
Condom: Justin
There were times when Brian… lov—lik—tolerated his friends.
Like that time when they made an impromptu trip to New York to find a certain twink, or that time when Brian discovered that they all sucked at poker but it didn’t matter because he won $200 off of them, or even that one time where they drunkenly ate Debbie’s uncooked macaroni necklaces.
Sometimes, Brian liked them.
“Wow,” Brian said sardonically, opening another box, “another thirteen-inch, eight-inch-all-around dildo. What is this, the fifth one?”
“Seventh,” Michael answered smugly.
“Happy 40th,” Ted replied.
But most of the time, Brian hated them.
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| Challenge # 53: Weekends |
[Feb. 23rd, 2008|04:21 pm] |
Title: Declarations of Love
Timeline: 11+ years after 513
Condom: Justin
When he and Justin met Gus at the airport, Gus handed Brian a hastily wrapped package. “It’s the complete first season of Gay as Blazes,” Gus said, not waiting for Brian to open it first. “I hear it’s a pretty accurate description of gay culture. We can watch it this weekend.”
Brian looked at the boxed set distastefully. “Thanks, Sonny Boy,” he said, frowning.
“I’ll buy you Zack O’Tool and the Chamber of Hot, Raunchy Sex after this,” Justin whispered into his ear as they walked off.
Brian slung his arm over Justin and kissed his temple. “I love you.”
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| Challenge # 49: Mysterious Marilyn |
[Jan. 27th, 2008|08:58 am] |
Title: Isn’t She Lovely
Timeline: After 110 and before 120, I guess.
A/N: This drabble was like, “Meh,” to me, but whatever.
Condom Justin.
Justin sauntered over to Brian and Michael’s table.
“Christ,” Michael said exasperatedly, “can’t you stalk someone else?”
Justin ignored him, turning to Brian. “We going to Babylon?”
Brian barely gave him a glance. “I’m going to Babylon. You should head home before Debbie files a missing persons report.” He’d eyed his trick for the night.
Justin dejectedly walked to the bar, sitting next to Mysterious Marilyn.
“He’s going to find out that his trick has pimples all over his ass. Here,” she said, “you’ll need this tonight,” as she reached into her purse and gave Justin a handful of condoms.
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| Challenge #46: e.e. cummings |
[Jan. 3rd, 2008|06:23 pm] |
Title: on the same bed
Timeline: anytime, really.
A/N: Format is extremely weird. It’s kind of in cummings’ style. I do hope I did him justice. His poem “in just-” is one of my favorites. Oh, and brianandjustin is so one word.
Condom: Justin
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| Challenge #44: Crack |
[Dec. 20th, 2007|05:48 pm] |
Justin is a Rap Star
Timeline: Post-513
Summary: Justin becomes a rap star. Brian isn’t too pleased.
A/N: I know, I know. I should never become a songwriter.
Condom: 5 to Justin
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[Nov. 8th, 2007|08:11 pm] |
Title: Revelation in the Diner
Timeline: A few years after 513
A/N: I don’t know if this was ever addressed in the fandom, but whatever. And I hope it’s not too confusing just because it goes right into a conversation.
ETA: Condom: None, 'cause I just realized that this is not part of the challenge.
“That’s why I got a 1500 on my SATs,” Justin said smugly, grinning into his coffee cup.
“Of course it is,” Debbie replied, affectionately swatting his cheek, before setting off to put their order in.
“You know that,” Ben began, “as of March of 2005, College Board has changed the scoring of the SATs, right? It’s no longer out of 1600, it’s now out of 2400. So when you’re bragging about getting a 1500, you’re boasting about a score that’s below average now.”
Brian chortled. “Nice going, Sunshine.”
Michael grinned into his own coffee cup as Justin’s face turned red. |
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| Challenge # 36: Spooky Words |
[Oct. 28th, 2007|05:58 pm] |
Title: Insecurities
Timeline: Sometime between 502 and 507.
A/N: I think these would be plausible thoughts of Brian’s because I’ve always believed that he was insecure and doubtful when it came to Justin loving him.
Condom: Justin
Brian knows that there will be a third time that Justin will leave. Because that’s what Justin does, right? He leaves.
It might be on a windy midnight when Justin will realize that he no longer loves him— that Brian can’t (and it really is can’t) give him what he wants, what he needs. Brian already knows when that happens, a spooky, haunted chill will come over him. It is that same chill that will make Brian silently beg—silently scream—for Justin to stay.
It is just that, the silence, that will encourage Justin to walk out the door.
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| Challenge # 33: Crossovers |
[Oct. 7th, 2007|07:25 am] |
Title: Not Like a Horse/ Brian Knows Why He Keeps Justin Around
Summary: Justin is on Top Chef.
A/N:Is this plausible? No, but hey—it’s fiction, and somewhat cracky.
Condoms: Both go to Justin.
Justin sighed for what seemed like the billionth time. He had no idea how he’d gotten on the show, or even why he agreed to do it on the first place.
Oh. Right. Brian had suggested it on a night when they were both tripping. Stupid fucker.
He looked around, taking in all the new faces and trying to remember their names.
A scrawny-looking Asian guy with an “I’m better than all of you” face walked over and held out his hand. “I’m Hung,” he said as his form of greeting.
Justin snorted, smirk in place. “I highly doubt that.”
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| Challenge # 33: Crossovers |
[Oct. 6th, 2007|09:47 pm] |
Title of series: Pick on Mohinder Day
Summary: The guys take over Queer Eye and try to give Professor Mohinder Suresh a makeover.
Warnings: crack, spoilers for Heroes up to 2x01, implied Matt/Mohinder, did I mention crack? Oh, and I really didn’t mean to pick on Mohinder so much. The last drabble doesn’t follow the Heroes timeline.
A/N: I’m usually just a lurker/reader, but I saw that Justin was losing, so I decided to help him out. Bring it, honey, bring it.
Condoms: All 9 go to Justin.
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