InsaneJournal

Title: Wake-Up Call

Condom: Blow jobs 

"You look like shit," Brian observed as Michael slumped into the booth across from him.

Michael groaned. "I was up all night, thanks to Ben."

Brian looked impressed. "I didn't know you two had it in you."

"Not that. He fucking snores."

"So does Justin."

"Really? How do you deal with it?"

"Stick my tongue up his ass to wake him up," said Brian matter-of-factly. "Works every time."

"Sunshine lived with me for months. I never heard him snore," said Debbie, setting down two cups of coffee.

"He does it like four nights a week."

Debbie and Michael stared.

"Oh."