Challenge #199: Road Trip Title: The Things We Do For Love Author:jule1122 Condom: 601 because Season 6 is love:)
Brian is a not nice person. He makes sure no one thinks of him as considerate or, God forbid, thoughtful. But Justin brings out the worst in him, at least that’s Brian’s explanation for his choice of traveling companions after Justin’s passing mention of missing both movie marathons and real lasagna.
Between Debbie’s bathroom breaks and Daphne’s taste in music, the drive takes an extra two hours and leaves him with a blinding headache that only goes away after three of the five thousand blowjobs Justin owes him. Flying them back first class is an act of self-preservation, not kindness.