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Challenge #197: Weddings and Funerals
Title: Things you didn’t know about Ted
Author: mander3_swish
and the condom goes to: Weddings

It’s a little known fact that in his younger days Ted was quite the wild thing at the weddings of aunts, uncles, and cousins.

While you wouldn’t really know it now, except for his bleach blond phase, he really liked to shake it on the dance floor.

But where he really shone was during the groom’s toss of the garter-belt. Ted had become so adept at snatching the garters away from his straight cousins that he had accumulated a collection of fourteen of them over the years.

They make special appearances sometimes when he and Blake are feeling especially… naughty.