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outlander ([info]outlander) wrote in [info]qaf_drabbles,
@ 2009-01-09 15:29:00

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Entry tags:author: outlander, outside of challenge

Outside of the Challenge....
Title: Anyone Know the Name of a Good Detailer?
Author: [info]outlander
A drabble outside of the challenge. Written for [info]dirtylttlescret who is trapped at work and all of my "friends" who have seen fit to laugh at the pain of my unfortunate incident. ROTF
If this makes no sense what so ever, please see this post: http://outlander.insanejournal.com/18917.html



Tightening his scarf against the bitter cold, Emmett just shook his head over the whole mess. And damn, what a mess.

The doctors are sure Michael’s going to make a full recovery, but there is no way Debbie’s going to let Carl get the assault charges against Brian dropped. Do they even allow conjugal visits at Western Pen? For Justin’s sake, he hoped so. Those two surviving three to six without each other? Not a chance.

Well, one new family rule came out of all this. No more Diet Coke for anyone, until spring. And never again in the Corvette.

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[info]dirtylttlescret
2009-01-09 03:42 pm UTC (link)
OMGOMGOMG.

*has a panic attack*

This was more perfect than I could have imagined.

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[info]outlander
2009-01-09 03:47 pm UTC (link)
*snicker*
I still say doing that to the corvette is blasphemy.

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[info]4cupcakes
2009-01-09 03:45 pm UTC (link)
LMAO....Poor afflicted Brian. Better start working on those license plates....

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[info]outlander
2009-01-09 03:56 pm UTC (link)
At least mine didn't involve any bloodshed.

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[info]4cupcakes
2009-01-09 03:54 pm UTC (link)
I just remembered a good one. We were little and traveling home from summer vacation at Disney World in my dad's car. We left a whole 64 box of crayolas in his back seat. They melted all down in the leather upholstery all in the cracks and crevices. Every single one. In the 90 degree plus heat. Never got it all out.

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[info]outlander
2009-01-09 03:57 pm UTC (link)
Eeeeew. Ick.
But I am sure it was very pretty.
*grin*

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[info]zaipixie
2009-01-09 04:14 pm UTC (link)
Oh, Michael! You DIDN'T!!!

*ROFLOL*

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[info]outlander
2009-01-09 04:22 pm UTC (link)
*sobs for the corvette*
and for Michael...LOL.

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[info]vl_redreign
2009-01-09 04:31 pm UTC (link)
rotflmao

So...who left the can in the car? Deb? *snort*

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[info]outlander
2009-01-09 04:38 pm UTC (link)
I put all the blame on poor Michael.
But, then again, Brian should know better than to let anyone bring food or drink into his car. LOL

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[info]notreallyme10
2009-01-09 05:24 pm UTC (link)
LOL! Hysterical!

Look at you... writing drabbles left and right :)

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[info]outlander
2009-01-09 05:49 pm UTC (link)
It was either laugh, or cry.

Left and right? Settle down there, let's not get too excited.
*dies laughing*

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[info]notreallyme10
2009-01-09 06:16 pm UTC (link)
Oh no, it's too late... I expect to see you cranking out vamphile length epics... get to work ;)

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[info]outlander
2009-01-09 06:33 pm UTC (link)
*has an aneurysm*
Very funny little missy.

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[info]fun_demented
2009-01-09 05:33 pm UTC (link)
LOL!

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[info]outlander
2009-01-09 05:47 pm UTC (link)
*grin*

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[info]noteverything
2009-01-09 05:34 pm UTC (link)
You have become a drabbler!!!!

This is funny as hell. I'm just wondering who gets the Corvette while Brian's in the pen.

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[info]outlander
2009-01-09 05:47 pm UTC (link)
If it looks anything like my truck, it will take three to six to finish the clean up. ROTF

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[info]happier_bunny
2009-01-10 03:25 pm UTC (link)
*SNORT*

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[info]britin1729
2009-01-14 02:48 pm UTC (link)
Hahaha omg poor Brian. And Michael--but I guess he should just be thankful he's still alive.

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