InsaneJournal

*NOT IN THE CHALLENGE*
I was cleaning out the freezer and this came to mind. No beta, not in the challenge. Just silliness about last week's challenge.


Even Stevens

Justin sat naked on the bed, a pile of condoms in front of him. Brian walked in. “I’d say I don’t wanna know, but you’ll tell me anyway, so what the fuck are you doing?”

“Counting condoms,” Justin said as if it was the most normal thing on earth. “I only have 28.”

“Those won’t last long, I’ll admit, but you can’t have mine. I have plans for them.”

“But you have tons!” Justin continued counting. “Eighty-one, eighty-two! You have 82. No fair!”

Brian rolled his eyes. “Fine, let’s start making things even. Toss me one of those.”