cupcakes (ex_4cupcakes771) wrote in qaf_drabbles, @ 2008-10-11 23:48:00 |
|
|||
Current mood: | dorky |
Entry tags: | author: 4cupcakes, outside of challenge |
A Few Outside of Challenge Drabbles...
A series of drabbles inspired by hilarious conversation and real-life situations. Endless thanks to my fabulous betas tweedygal, dirtylttlescret, and besamislabios. You all are the best! All mistakes are definitely mine alone.
...
"Thank you so much for taking Gus on such short notice, Brian." Lindsay had brought the usual suspects: sleeping bag, clothes, toothbrush, teddy bear.
"What the fuck is that?" Brian pointed to a large metal crate hidden carefully behind his son.
"It's a rabbit cage. It's Gus's turn to keep the class pets for the weekend. This is Marshmallow and this is Mango. They're both boys. You'll like them. They're very quiet. You won't even notice they're here." Lindsay gently placed the cage on the coffee table and set about gathering her things to leave.
"No fucking way, Linds."
…
"Brian, Gus has waited a long time for it to be his turn to have the bunnies for the weekend. They are really no trouble at all.
All you have to do is make sure they have fresh water and let him give them some carrots or apples. Really, Brian… The instruction sheet is in his bag. I've really got to run; Mel and I are going to miss our flight."
Brian was not convinced. "What if they get out of the cage? I'm not chasing Bugs Bunny all over the loft. Do I look like Elmer Fudd?"
"Seriously, Brian!"
…
"Hey Brian, come over here." Justin had found some carrots for Marshmallow and Mango, but the rabbits clearly weren't interested in eating.
Apparently, Marshmallow and Mango were more than cratemates. They were going at it like, well, like….bunnies. Marshmallow had mounted Mango and was vigorously thrusting into Mango from behind. And then, almost before the two sets of eyes could process what they were seeing, Mango flipped Marshmallow off of his back and took his own turn on top.
"Brian, they're fucking…" Justin could barely contain his laughter. "Only your son would bring home a pair of gay fucking bunnies."
…
"It says right here that homosexuality is very common in the animal kingdom. " Justin closed the laptop and pushed himself away from the computer desk. He sidled over to Brian, who was staring intently at the pile of blocks Gus had strewn across the rug in front of the television. Brian and Gus were building something very important.
"Thank you very much for the PSA, Jack Hanna."
"Do you think they enjoy it?" Justin pondered. "Do you think they're getting off?"
"Justin." Brian looked up from the rug. "They're fucking rabbits. "
"Yeah…literally." Justin erupted in hysterical laughter.
…
"Do you think they fuck all day long while the kids are there?" Justin had cut up some fresh strawberries and put them in the rabbits' bowl. He watched as the bunnies took turns nibbling the fruit.
"Who the fuck are you talking about?"
"The rabbits."
Brian was really getting bored with all the fucking rabbit talk. He walked over and stood behind Justin, wrapping his arms around him and slowly easing his hands down the front of his jeans.
"Hmmm. Maybe she's hoping they learn something about what good little boys like to do in their spare time. "
…
"Look Daddy! Marshmallow and Mango are wrestling."
"Um, Gus…that's not…." Brian was temporarily at a loss for words.
"Gus, why do you think they're wrestling?" Ah, rescued by Marlin Perkins himself. Justin put down the sketch he was working on and walked over to the rabbit cage.
"That's what my teacher calls it when Mango and Marshmallow jump on each other like that. They're wrestling."
Brian looked over at Justin and smirked. "There you go, Sunshine. They're just wrestling. Let's go get the rabbits some hay and fresh water, Gus. I think Mango's ready to try out some new moves."
…
"You know, I think Marshmallow and Mango fuck more than we do. In the time they were here, they must have fucked hundreds of times. I mean, their stamina alone is truly incredible."
"Justin, are you actually comparing our sex life to a pair of fucking bunny rabbits?"
Justin snickered and then leaned in and licked a long swipe across the side of Brian's neck.
Brian immediately picked Justin up, lifted him over his shoulder, carried him to the bedroom, and threw him on the bed.
"Brian. What the fuck are you doing?"
"Why Sunshine, don't you want to wrestle?"
...