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outlander ([info]outlander) wrote in [info]qaf_drabbles,
@ 2008-09-14 18:23:00

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Entry tags:author: outlander, challenge #83: toppy justin

Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures
Title: Oh Baby, Take me Now!
Author: [info]outlander
A/N: Don't make me do this again...Yes, that is a threat.
Condom: Of course, my beloved Brian

“Baby, roll over”
Brian groaned in extasy, anticipating the glory to cum.
The hazel eyed ad exec didn’t normally bottom, it made him feel way too emotionally vulnerable. Cause you know Brian’s so sexually repressed he only tops. Butt, the artist had made dinner. A carb free dinner.
The blue eyed twink pressed his steely hard rod to Brian’s fluttering hole…
(Crap, I don’t write pron so just imagine the condom, lube, other stuff…)
Knock Knock. Crap. Brian had to answer the door, cause you know, he’s Brian.
(Yeah. Gotta stop here. Apparently a drabble can only be 100 words.)

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[info]qafcracked
2008-09-14 06:30 pm UTC (link)
ROFLMAO!!! I can't stop laughing! I don't know what's my favorite part. Here, let me quote you some lines that I liked:

“Baby, roll over”
Brian groaned in extasy, anticipating the glory to cum.
The hazel eyed ad exec didn’t normally bottom, it made him feel way too emotionally vulnerable. Cause you know Brian’s so sexually repressed he only tops. Butt, the artist had made dinner. A carb free dinner.
The blue eyed twink pressed his steely hard rod to Brian’s fluttering hole…
(Crap, I don’t write pron so just imagine the condom, lube, other stuff…)
Knock Knock. Crap. Brian had to answer the door, cause you know, he’s Brian.
(Yeah. Gotta stop here. Apparently a drabble can only be 100 words.)

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[info]outlander
2008-09-14 06:33 pm UTC (link)
Just proof that my love of Brian knows no bounds...
Even public humiliation...
Now go write something. You know, that people actually want to read.

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(no subject) - [info]qafcracked, 2008-09-14 06:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pinkfriction, 2008-09-14 06:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]qafcracked, 2008-09-14 06:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pinkfriction, 2008-09-14 06:41 pm UTC

[info]pinkfriction
2008-09-14 06:33 pm UTC (link)
lol lol lol lol lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I tried to do something similar earlier, only I couldn't make it this good so I scrapped it!

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[info]outlander
2008-09-14 06:36 pm UTC (link)
Laughing? This was my attempt at serious literature.
...
...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
*smooch*

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(no subject) - [info]pinkfriction, 2008-09-14 06:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]qafcracked, 2008-09-14 06:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]outlander, 2008-09-14 06:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]qafcracked, 2008-09-14 06:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pinkfriction, 2008-09-14 06:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]qafcracked, 2008-09-14 06:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pinkfriction, 2008-09-14 06:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]qafcracked, 2008-09-14 06:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pinkfriction, 2008-09-14 06:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]qafcracked, 2008-09-14 06:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pinkfriction, 2008-09-14 07:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]qafcracked, 2008-09-14 07:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pinkfriction, 2008-09-14 07:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]qafcracked, 2008-09-14 07:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pinkfriction, 2008-09-14 07:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]qafcracked, 2008-09-14 07:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]outlander, 2008-09-14 08:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]outlander, 2008-09-14 06:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]qafcracked, 2008-09-14 06:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]outlander, 2008-09-14 07:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]qafcracked, 2008-09-14 07:10 pm UTC

[info]vl_redreign
2008-09-14 06:35 pm UTC (link)
I sure hope that this was supposed to be bad!crack!fic, cause DUDE!!! You broke like 5000 fandom rules!! lmfao

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[info]outlander
2008-09-14 06:39 pm UTC (link)
*outraged gasp*
*flounces away and deletes my journal*
This was serious literature, yo.
OK, now even I can't keep a straight face.
Ummm, this is why I leave teh love to the professionals.

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[info]ex_4cupcakes771
2008-09-14 07:13 pm UTC (link)
I'm BACK!!! And I think you wrote the bestest crackiest drabble ever..and you know that's the biggest compliment coming from me....I love this to the moon (Brian's, of course) and back.

More later from me...I have to finish the work I didn't finish before we left town. I'll give the full report on probably tomorrow evening. It was amazing. AMAZING. But this is going beyond appropriate comments here...

I will leave it at this. YOU ROCK.

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[info]outlander
2008-09-15 09:28 am UTC (link)

How could I have forgot to have him pee in the corner????
*sighs over lost opportunity*

I am waiting patiently for my update...
...
...
You done yet?

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[info]nyxa
2008-09-14 07:23 pm UTC (link)
*dies laughing*

You are now my hero.

And the winner for most bad!fic cliches ever crammed into a single drabble is...

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[info]outlander
2008-09-15 09:28 am UTC (link)
Thank god they cut me off at 100 words...LOL

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[info]brianslave68
2008-09-14 08:25 pm UTC (link)
Holy shit!

*falls over laughing*

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[info]outlander
2008-09-15 09:31 am UTC (link)
*sits down on floor with you, laughing too*
Somehow I don't think Brian would actually appreciate the effort.

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[info]not_yet_defined
2008-09-14 08:45 pm UTC (link)
*falls over laughing*

yeah...perhaps you should stick to cheerleading :X

that was hilarious darling!

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[info]outlander
2008-09-15 09:33 am UTC (link)
Cheerleading?
Now there is something I am actually quite good at!
*dusts off the big Brian banner*

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[info]quirks4me
2008-09-14 08:57 pm UTC (link)
This made my night.

And apparently caused everyone to get on the bad!fic bandwagon.

Quite hilarious.

I mean, it was an amazing piece of literature. It moved me to tears because of it's emotional complexity.

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[info]outlander
2008-09-15 09:34 am UTC (link)
I am nothing if not an enabler.
hee hee.

I am so happy you grasped the emotional complexity. That is what I was aiming for, ya know.

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(no subject) - [info]quirks4me, 2008-09-15 01:17 pm UTC

[info]happier_bunny
2008-09-14 09:33 pm UTC (link)
bwahahahahhaha

Ok, you're a nut and I love that about you.

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(no subject) - [info]outlander, 2008-09-15 09:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]happier_bunny, 2008-09-15 12:29 pm UTC

[info]absolutefiction
2008-09-14 09:36 pm UTC (link)
LOL!

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(no subject) - [info]outlander, 2008-09-15 09:35 am UTC

[info]queerasfruit
2008-09-14 09:56 pm UTC (link)
You should write more often. :D I'm not even lying.

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(no subject) - [info]outlander, 2008-09-15 09:36 am UTC

[info]ceee
2008-09-14 10:07 pm UTC (link)
LOL I don't even know what to say, it's too funny

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(no subject) - [info]outlander, 2008-09-15 10:03 am UTC

[info]noteverything
2008-09-14 10:08 pm UTC (link)
Ohmydeargodinheavenandthedevilinsideme.

You just made my life complete. You drabbled.

You totally drabbled all over the place. And made me LOL a lot.

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(no subject) - [info]outlander, 2008-09-15 10:04 am UTC

[info]nolyana
2008-09-15 02:35 am UTC (link)
LOL!!! Seriously!!

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(no subject) - [info]outlander, 2008-09-15 10:05 am UTC

[info]zaipixie
2008-09-15 05:27 am UTC (link)
YOU WROTE!! AND YOU DID IT BEAUTIFULLY!!!

Great work! Laughed my ASS off! Especially loved the authors notes inside the drabble!

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(no subject) - [info]outlander, 2008-09-15 10:06 am UTC

[info]virit
2008-09-15 11:57 am UTC (link)
You're sick.

And I love it! :D:D:D

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[info]besamislabios
2008-09-15 01:56 pm UTC (link)
LMAO! This is crackilicious.

*see icon*

:D

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