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vlredreign ([info]vl_redreign) wrote in [info]qaf_drabbles,
@ 2008-07-04 15:50:00

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Entry tags:author: vl_redreign, challenge #73: rimming

Challenge #73: Rimming
Drabble goodness...or gross-ness, take your pick, under the cut.



Title:Horror At The Baths
Author:[info]vl_redreign
Rating:S for squick, lol
Notes/Warnings:[info]badbadpixie made this all pretty!! To detract from the horror.
Disclaimer: Cowlip owns Marty - and I don't mind...
Condom goes to: Brian!


Props to [info]badbadpixie, who said this needed a visual reminder of Marty. I luffs her!!

Emmett staggered into the diner and fell into the booth.

“Rough night?” Ted asked.

“Oh my god, I think I’ve been traumatized for life.”

“You live with Michael, that’s a given,” Brian said.

“Hey!” Michael shouted.

“I was at the baths last night. In the orgy room? It was crowded, as always, everybody sucking and fucking and…”

“Out with it, Honeycutt.”

Emmett glared at Brian. “Don’t call me Honeycutt. Anyway, so there I was, going down on this massive guy, and I look to the side, and there’s Todd. Rimming Marty.”

Three sets of hands pushed away breakfast.

“Deb, check.”



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[info]firehead30
2008-07-04 10:57 pm UTC (link)
Here I was, innocently eating my late lunch....NOT ANYMORE. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Funny, funny, funny.

I loved Brian calling Em Honeycutt and Em Glaring at him, fills me with happiness.

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[info]vl_redreign
2008-07-04 11:10 pm UTC (link)
I was eating when I wrote it! lol

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[info]firehead30
2008-07-04 11:13 pm UTC (link)
Were you perchance eating cheese?

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[info]vamphile
2008-07-04 11:01 pm UTC (link)
It's TEH WRONG. I love it.!

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[info]vl_redreign
2008-07-04 11:11 pm UTC (link)
Yay!!!

I'm feeling the Superstar/Visible verse pulling me...it's saying "write more drabbles, bitch!! teh fangirls are revolting!"

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[info]zaipixie
2008-07-04 11:05 pm UTC (link)
There is no part of this that's not made of FUNNY!!!

But I'm not too sure about "pixie made this pretty"... *lol* Still. Gotta love Marty! He was such a great character for those brief seconds he was on the show.

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[info]vl_redreign
2008-07-04 11:13 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, 'pretty' is a subjective choice...still, it's Marty!! Gotta love the guy! Not everyone offers to enhance your pleasure. lol

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[info]zaipixie
2008-07-04 11:16 pm UTC (link)
Especially not by shoving fingers up your ass!! That's a TRUE friend. *nods*

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[info]sjmpets
2008-07-04 11:11 pm UTC (link)
hahahahhaha poor marty hahahahaha

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[info]vl_redreign
2008-07-04 11:13 pm UTC (link)
Hey, he was getting some!! More like poor Todd. :D

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[info]ceee
2008-07-04 11:14 pm UTC (link)
Oh my God.

Well, thanks for that image...

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[info]vl_redreign
2008-07-04 11:39 pm UTC (link)
*snicker*

You're welcome! :D

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[info]silentlywrecked
2008-07-04 11:16 pm UTC (link)
*cracks up*

Oh the grossness. You're giving me mental pictures. Save me!

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[info]vl_redreign
2008-07-04 11:40 pm UTC (link)
I just wrote two more. No, not about Marty. lol

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[info]xie_xie_xie
2008-07-04 11:32 pm UTC (link)
I'm suing you, bitch.

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[info]vl_redreign
2008-07-04 11:39 pm UTC (link)
Why?? What did I do???

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[info]court1429
2008-07-05 02:14 am UTC (link)
omg, I don't know whether to puke or applaud! lol This was pretty much brill, you know. Also, I really like your disclaimer. ;)))

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[info]vl_redreign
2008-07-05 05:11 am UTC (link)
The disclaimer was Pixie's doing! I cracked up!

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[info]happier_bunny
2008-07-05 02:20 am UTC (link)
You are so made of teh wrong!

I hate to ask, but in the future, all graphics have to go behind a cut for our friends at LJ. :)

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[info]vl_redreign
2008-07-05 02:34 am UTC (link)
No prob, I can put it under a cut now!

I wasn't sure, since it wasn't graphic, well, it kinda is...Marty's scary. lol That's reason enough. :D

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[info]secretsolitaire
2008-07-05 04:04 am UTC (link)
TODD! *laughs and applauds*

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[info]vl_redreign
2008-07-05 05:12 am UTC (link)
Todd rules!!! King of the back room!!!

I don't care what Brian thinks. lol

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[info]noteverything
2008-07-05 04:40 am UTC (link)
The brilliance of this drabble is unparalleled.

Todd *and* Marty *AND* "don't call me Honeycutt."

COMPLETE and TOTAL WIN!!!!!

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[info]vl_redreign
2008-07-05 05:12 am UTC (link)
YAY!! I WIN!!!!

Ummm...what do I win? lol

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[info]noteverything
2008-07-06 04:08 am UTC (link)
I don't know. If I could think of something awesome to give you, I would.

But you still win. This is my favorite of the ones I've read so far.

Hands down.

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[info]besamislabios
2008-07-05 12:40 pm UTC (link)
It's kind of ewwww but it's brilliant!!! &hearts

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[info]vl_redreign
2008-07-06 12:41 am UTC (link)
Tis brilliantly ew. lol Thanks!!

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[info]notreallyme10
2008-07-05 07:35 pm UTC (link)
ROFL! This killed me!!!

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[info]vl_redreign
2008-07-06 12:42 am UTC (link)
Uh oh!! I didn't mean to kill you!!!

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[info]qafcracked
2008-07-05 07:59 pm UTC (link)
You win.

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[info]vl_redreign
2008-07-06 12:43 am UTC (link)
YAY!!!!!

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[info]flamencanyc
2008-07-05 10:32 pm UTC (link)
Bwahahahaha! Just as I was about to get dinner too.
As unappealing as Marty was though, you gotta love his attitude.
Anyway, brilliant, brava!

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[info]vl_redreign
2008-07-06 12:43 am UTC (link)
Eye noes, right??? I thought he was funnier than hell!

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[info]pendulumchanges
2008-07-06 03:53 am UTC (link)
ew ew ew ew ew ew EWWWWWWWW!!!!

I read Jennifer/Tucker rimming. I read Mel/Lindsay/Leda rimming. I read a whole lot of Brian/Justin rimming. I did NOT need to read Todd/Marty rimming!

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[info]noteverything
2008-07-06 04:09 am UTC (link)
But it's *so* brilliant!

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[info]pendulumchanges
2008-07-08 01:58 am UTC (link)
Yes, yes of course it's a brilliant drabble, but I've got Ted, Michael and Brian on my side. We all agree ---> *gags*

:)

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[info]flashfly
2008-07-06 07:58 am UTC (link)
Ha!

I laughed out loud, Red. Love me some Todd/Marty rimming fic. More please!

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[info]kari77
2009-08-21 12:43 am UTC (link)
lol OMG, how wrong cool is that!

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