InsaneJournal

Title: Boredom
Author: dirtylttlescret
A/N: Gakked from a conversation between outlander and myself
Condom: Cynthia

“Oh my god, it’s been twelve years since we got here,” moaned Emmett.

“It’s only been an hour,” whispered Ted. “Now shush, they’re announcing Moral Lesbian Mother of the Year.”

Emmett groaned. Outstanding Gay Hero was still fourteen awards away, and the beige walls of the room were making his eyes hurt. Brian was nowhere to be found.

“Pst,” he said, tapping Ted on the arm. Ted swatted him away. “I said pst,” Emmett said louder.

“What?”

“Wanna play Penis Hangman with me?” he asked, pushing him a pen and the program.

Ted laughed. “Alright fine. But I go first.”