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Challenge #68: Woody's
Title:  Ugly is a Four Letter Word
Author:  Philflam
Warnings:  None
Timeline:  Anytime
Condom:  Brian

The gang sat around a table at Woody’s; construction tape surrounded the bar. 

“God, those new stools are fucking ugly!” growled Brian.

“Yeah, the idea of rainbow colored stools sounded good in concept but they really suck,” said Justin.

Everyone seemed to agree, except Emmett who was just smiling.

“What’s up with you Honeycutt?” asked Brian suspiciously.

“Well, when I found out they were getting rid of the old stools, I made a deal with the owner to buy them all.  I’m going to sell them on eBay with the slogan, ‘Brian Kinney sat on me.’  I’ll make a fortune.”