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philflam ([info]philflam) wrote in [info]qaf_drabbles,
@ 2008-05-31 16:27:00

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Entry tags:author: philflam, challenge #68: woody's

Challenge #68: Woody's
Title:  Ugly is a Four Letter Word
Author:  Philflam
Warnings:  None
Timeline:  Anytime
Condom:  Brian

The gang sat around a table at Woody’s; construction tape surrounded the bar. 

 

“God, those new stools are fucking ugly!” growled Brian.

 

“Yeah, the idea of rainbow colored stools sounded good in concept but they really suck,” said Justin.

 

Everyone seemed to agree, except Emmett who was just smiling.

 

“What’s up with you Honeycutt?” asked Brian suspiciously.

 

“Well, when I found out they were getting rid of the old stools, I made a deal with the owner to buy them all.  I’m going to sell them on eBay with the slogan, ‘Brian Kinney sat on me.’  I’ll make a fortune.”


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[info]qafcracked
2008-05-31 10:09 pm UTC (link)
OMG, I actually laughed aloud when I read the last line. And the title is priceless.

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[info]philflam
2008-06-01 02:23 am UTC (link)
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it. Believe it or not, I sometimes have more trouble with the title than I do writing the drabble!

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[info]qafcracked
2008-06-01 02:25 am UTC (link)
Me too, all of the time!

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[info]philflam
2008-06-01 02:27 am UTC (link)
And probably most people don't even pay attention to it - LOL!

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[info]sjmpets
2008-05-31 11:08 pm UTC (link)
condom should have gone to emmett. he will make a fortune.

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[info]qafcracked
2008-06-01 12:32 am UTC (link)
I totally agree!

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[info]philflam
2008-06-01 02:24 am UTC (link)
Yeah, it probably should have, but I just can't do it. It's Brian or Brian for me! Thanks for commenting.

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[info]secretsolitaire
2008-05-31 11:09 pm UTC (link)
*snickers*

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[info]philflam
2008-06-01 02:24 am UTC (link)
Glad it made you laugh! Thanks for commenting.

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[info]happier_bunny
2008-06-01 01:09 am UTC (link)
*cracks up*

Ok, that was very amusing. :)

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[info]philflam
2008-06-01 02:25 am UTC (link)
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it.

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[info]testdog65
2008-06-01 01:53 am UTC (link)
ROFL Very funny!

~Ellen

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[info]philflam
2008-06-01 02:25 am UTC (link)
Thanks! Perfect icon for the drabble!

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[info]nyxa
2008-06-01 01:54 am UTC (link)
Hee. :)

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[info]philflam
2008-06-01 02:26 am UTC (link)
Hey, thanks for commenting.

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[info]court1429
2008-06-01 02:59 am UTC (link)
Good one! And the rainbow stools sound completely hideous. ;)

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[info]philflam
2008-06-01 01:41 pm UTC (link)
Yeah - they sort of sound like Debbie's idea don't they?

Thanks for commenting.

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[info]outlander
2008-06-01 04:42 am UTC (link)
Crack me up, Emmett really is a genius...

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[info]philflam
2008-06-01 01:42 pm UTC (link)
Thaks - I'm glad it made you laugh.

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(Anonymous)
2008-06-02 12:45 am UTC (link)
LOL! Where on earth did that come from? Very funny and original. Hee.

-- jv

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[info]philflam
2008-06-02 01:23 am UTC (link)
Thanks! Believe it or not, I was lying in bed yesterday morning not wanting to get up and it just came to me. I wrote it once and it was exactly 100 words. That's never happened before!

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[info]herefordroad
2008-06-02 03:50 pm UTC (link)
lol...go emmett!

jeannie

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[info]philflam
2008-06-03 01:39 am UTC (link)
Thanks for commenting.

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