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Challenge #49: Mysterious Marilyn
Title: It Could've Been Worse
Author: Catcayman
Warning: Poor Ted
Condom Goes To: Ted

Since Ted’s call was interrupting an early-morning blowjob, Brian put him on speakerphone. “What do you mean you’re not coming in? Are you bleeding profusely or able to see bone?”

“Last night, Mysterious Marilyn told me, ‘You'll be in the middle of a terrible mess today.’ You’d prefer me not to be at work, correct?”

Brian and Justin heard a horrible retching noise.

“My cat just vomited all over my bed and tracked it across my new carpet.”

Justin’s laughter was drowned out by Brian’s reply, “I give two hours off for cat puke.”

Ted sighed, “It could’ve been worse.”