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philflam ([info]philflam) wrote in [info]qaf_drabbles,
@ 2007-12-08 15:25:00

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Entry tags:author: philflam, challenge #42: author's choice

Challenge #42 - Author's Choice
Title:  And to All a Good Night
Author: Philflam
Condom(s): To Santa - by that, of course, I mean Brian

I just spent the day Christmas shopping for the grandkids, something I never do, so I got in the Christmas spirit. 

With my apologies to Clement Clarke Moore:


'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the loft

Two creatures were stirring and nothing was soft;

Cothing was thrown on the floor without care,

In hopes that two orgasms soon would be there;

The boys were nestled, snug in their bed,

While both Justin’s legs were over his head;

 

A bundle of toys behind his back,

Brian excitedly opened the pack.

Justin’s eyes -- how they sparkled! His dimples how merry!

His cheeks were like roses, his hole like a cherry!

 

Brian look down, his goal in sight,

 

“Merry Christmas to all – this will be a good night!”

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[info]xie_xie_xie
2007-12-08 10:04 pm UTC (link)
You win.

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[info]philflam
2007-12-08 10:09 pm UTC (link)
WOW! This coming from you is quite a compliment! Thanks!

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[info]minuet9
2007-12-08 10:12 pm UTC (link)
OMG that was wonderful! The imagery was so clear. I'll never read the night before Xmas the same ever again ;)

"Justin’s eyes -- how they sparkled! His dimples how merry!

His cheeks were like roses, his hole like a cherry!"
Just brilliant!

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[info]philflam
2007-12-08 10:23 pm UTC (link)
Once again - WOW! Thanks so much! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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[info]gmta_nz
2007-12-08 10:37 pm UTC (link)
How festive!

One of the funniest and most heart-warming drabbles ever.

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[info]philflam
2007-12-08 10:39 pm UTC (link)
Thanks! I had fun writing it.

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-08 10:42 pm UTC (link)
I started laughing at "nothing was soft" and laughed all the way through!

BRILLIANT.

-jv who loves you

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[info]philflam
2007-12-08 11:03 pm UTC (link)
Thanks! I'm glad it made you laugh - I have to admit I was laughing while I was writing it. Brilliant, huh?

smooch

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[info]secretsolitaire
2007-12-08 10:43 pm UTC (link)
Ahahahaha! *claps delightedly* You have wrought a Christmas miracle. :-D

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[info]philflam
2007-12-08 11:05 pm UTC (link)
Hey - a Christmas miracle? Not bad. Thanks!

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[info]my2cats
2007-12-09 12:08 am UTC (link)
OMG...*DED*

That was brilliant and funny!

That poem will have a complete new meaning now every time I hear it,lol

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[info]philflam
2007-12-09 12:10 am UTC (link)
Well, I hope I didn't ruin Christmas for you - or perhaps I just made it better - LOL! Thanks for the comment, being told my stuff is brilliant makes me feel very good!

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[info]singlewoman
2007-12-09 12:13 am UTC (link)
Loved this! Absolutely brilliant.

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[info]philflam
2007-12-09 12:16 am UTC (link)
Thanks! I could get used to this praise!

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[info]pendulumchanges
2007-12-09 02:24 am UTC (link)
OMG best. christmas. drabble. EVER. I LOVE it! I burst out laughing as soon as I got to "and nothing was soft" and just smiled hugely through the rest. Fantastic drabble.

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[info]philflam
2007-12-09 02:27 am UTC (link)
Thanks! I'm really glad you enjoyed it - it was fun to write.

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[info]court1429
2007-12-09 03:06 am UTC (link)
Brava! ;)

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[info]philflam
2007-12-09 03:09 am UTC (link)
Thanks!

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[info]herefordroad
2007-12-09 03:58 am UTC (link)
'twas the night...better than ever!! lol:

"In hopes that two orgasms soon would be there;"

"While both Justin’s legs were over his head;"

great post.

jeannie


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[info]philflam
2007-12-09 07:39 pm UTC (link)
Thanks jeannie, my loyal fan! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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[info]cinandtonic
2007-12-09 05:49 am UTC (link)
This is awesome!

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[info]philflam
2007-12-09 07:39 pm UTC (link)
Thanks!!

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[info]whatthefuckbenj
2007-12-09 11:59 am UTC (link)
LOL awesome! It's so christmassy pornish XD

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[info]philflam
2007-12-09 07:40 pm UTC (link)
Christmassy pornish - exactly what I was going for - LOL! Thanks.

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[info]sevigny7
2007-12-10 12:57 am UTC (link)
This was damn funny. Now, you have to finish it...

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[info]philflam
2007-12-10 01:57 am UTC (link)
Thanks! But 100 words is all you're going to get! Who knows, maybe I'll give it a try later - you may have inspired me.

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[info]vamphile
2007-12-10 06:05 am UTC (link)
OMG...

rhyme, meter AND 100 words.

You=Goddess

seriously, i'm so fucking impressed.

you should get to give out more than one condom.

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[info]philflam
2007-12-11 01:28 am UTC (link)
This means a lot coming from the Queen of Drabbles!

I love being called a Goddess - it made me smile all day at work - and I'd love to have more condoms to give to Brian - LOL!

Thanks for your comment!

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[info]noteverything
2007-12-10 11:50 pm UTC (link)
"his hole like a cherry

Thank GOD my kids are 15 and 19 now. For many, many years we read this book aloud on Christmas Eve. I wouldn't have made it this year without collapsing in fits of laughter.

Perfect Christmas drabble.

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[info]philflam
2007-12-11 01:30 am UTC (link)
Yeah, it might be hard, um I mean difficult, to explain to your kids!

Thanks for commenting!

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