pass the crack, please
Maybe in a sequel to the sequel we could see evil!mer!Mikey try to kidnap the merbabies by using his shrill whining (see Darryl Hannah in 'Splash' for example)!
Although I guess we can't have an evil!mer!Mikey if mer!Brian lives all alone in the Ocean. It's too bad the author restricted the story this way otherwise there could be a mer!disco with mer!go-go boys and mer!tricks.