*taps mic*

*puts on sooper cerial srsly serious face*

AHEM *droning voice of dronenss comes forth*

This is Professor firehead30 and Associate Professor zaipixie, and the very spushul research assistant vl_redreign with a Positive and Life Affirming discussion, application, verification and edification of the poll dance.

Yes class a lesson on shaking your ass, clicky ticky boxes of love and how you too can poll dance. Get ready for the lesson:

Step 1, Talk randomly with your bitches, peeps, friendz, the lovely voices in your head fangirlz of love and squeeing about silly crap for example: why Brian's dicktion delves into Justin's dimpling bud of desire, or who's hotter, Brian or Ben? OF COURSE that doesn't need a poll, but you know for the purposes of illustrating how to shimmy around a poll, this topic could be explored. Ben is hotter, it is a proven polled posture. I digress, let's do the poll dance again.

Step 2, Decide that your bitches are way brilliant *nods and pokes and pats asses*, and really everyone should get to have an opinion on the way brilliant, and yet insane ramblings of said bitches or you know, the voices in your head.

Step 3, A light bulb goes off in your head. A POLL must be done (but unfortunately this you can only dance like Justin around your poll if you have a paid account.)

( OK we do have actual steps and pictures and way cool stuff to help you learn, we just wanted to get the um theory and philosphy portion in first )



Huge huge huge smackles and love to zaipixie for her screen cap goddessness and patience with my tardenss