Kumbaya?

'SNAKE'. I PREFER 'SNAKE'.

"Cult of overachievement"??

No, mun, Rôg and I will not make babies with you. Also, when I broke a tiny piano in the very first song and then claimed I meant to do that? I MEANT TO DO THAT. I also forgot a bunch of words only because my dulcet vocal stylings tend to make me a little verklempt. You understand.

I am tall. But because the mun is bound to fuck up the details, she wanted to get this down while she was thinking of it. [Edit] In the interest of making room for other very tall people, I've grown.

( taller than you )

I really have to worry a little about our mun's inability to do basic math. Seven years, mun. Not eight.

I think this is the point in the conversation where I say "keep your hand at the level of your eyes" using my Mme. Giry icon.

Dear Mun,

I hope you don't mind, and please don't yell at me, but I need to reassign Ecthelion until you play some other scenes. Because I live in your brain with a bunch of meanies and they told me so. Here are some of our suggestions for you:

Aunt Káni & Grandpa
Angrod & Orodreth & Finduilas
Turco & Finduilas
Celeborn & Galadriel
Elrond & Celebrían
scary Eöl & Námo/Nienna/Thuringwethil
Grandpa Uncle Aro & Aunt Nerdanel
Aunt Nerdanel & Uncle Fëanáro
Me & Eärendil (♥ ♥ ♥) & Ava
Me & Egalmoth
Me & Gothmog (!!! D:)
Ingil & Amarië/Telimektar
Mablung & Nellas
Thingol & Beleg
Salgant (:)<) & Duilien or anyone!
Vána & Yavanna

Really we love you and you are a good mun, and I'm sure we all love Ecthelion, even Salgant, but don't you maybe miss us a little bit?

Love,
Itarillë

Ahem. You were saying?

I'd love to just give you the details myself but I'm supposed to say "I'm sure Lord Salgant's House has all the details."

Like you even know.

Dude, that's got to be embarrassing. Really, really embarrassing. Like, I wouldn't be surprised if you were the most humiliated person on the planet right now. I would be.

I have a good excuse song for you, though. (I made Rôg sing backup while he was drunk.) You can borrow it if you want.

(It's in G major.)

(G major has one sharp.)

(You do know what a sharp is?)

Only because no one gets along swimmingly with you! Ba dum bum!

((I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.))

Hey, guys. Well, guy and fuckwit. I think we broke her.

The mun is PISSED because she could have gotten amazing icons pictures of my fake-husband if she had any camera that wasn't the World's Crappiest Phone Camera. Having stood, like, three feet away from him for an hour and a half last night. These pics actually make him look farther away than he was.

( Ecthelionnnn )

Hellooo, mun? I'm not sure that rendering me certifiable is a fair characterization.

Drunk people are hilarious, aren't we?

I would like to know how long our mun plans on sitting there trying to rationalize letting me be such a mean bastard when, in reality, she likes me best that way. Maybe she's just a mean bitch, too.