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[Aug. 24th, 2007|07:41 pm]

Dear Froggy:

Please eat the woman who rear-ended my friend's car on Monday. My friend is fine, but I was in the backseat and I got whiplash and a sore back from it.

*Offers Frog chocolate-covered flies.
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[Jul. 29th, 2007|01:53 pm]

I have missed the Frog. I have followed the Frog here from LiveJournal because I like the Frog so much. I am looking forward to seeing more of Frog.

I would ask Frog to eat the people who created the contaminated cat food that killed my best friend in the world, my cat Puff. However, they may not be good for the Frog. Does Frog have an alternative punishment for them?
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Dear Frog [Jun. 11th, 2007|07:24 pm]
If I give offerings of slimy Polition stewed in the juices boiled down from those ungrateful children that never visit old people in The Home... can I have a new Dad for Father's Day?

Mine is defective.

cut for rantyness )

So please, Frog... for fathers day? New dad.
Thanks and love, Melacynthe.
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Frog Welcomes You [Jun. 6th, 2007|11:58 pm]
[Current Mood | smug]

Frog is happy to be here
Frog looks forward to tasty offerings.
Frog will be patient.
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