Below are the 17 most recent journal entries recorded in Sirius Black's Never Ending Hautines' InsaneJournal:

Saturday, January 5th, 2013
11:16 pm [alisanne]	A Bit Too Exciting Title: A Bit Too Exciting Author: alisanne Characters: Sirius Black/Nymphadora Tonks Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Canon character death, mild angst Challenge: Written as my January daily_deviant submission. Themes/kinks chosen: Capnolagnia (smoking fetish), phygephilia (arousal from flight, either real or by proxy), podophilia (foot fetish), and a passing mention of nymphomania/satyriasis. Word Count: ~3400 Summary: Tonks knew better, but she couldn't help herself. Author's notes: I've decided to play a bit this year, try some new pairings. Which is not to say there will be no Snarry, but I'd like to see what I can do with some other characters this year. :) Thanks to sevfan for the beta, to lilyseyes for the handholding, and to the DD mods for providing a sandbox in which to play. Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only. A Bit Too Exciting Current Mood: tired (Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 27th, 2012
1:39 am [bonfoi]	Mirror, Mirror [NC17] (LM/NM/SB) Title: Mirror, Mirror Author: bonfoi Rating: NC17 Pairing: Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Malfoy; Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Malfoy/Sirius Black Summary: Sirius Black reappears and suddenly everything is different in Malfoy Manor. Word Count: ~3,200 Genre: PWP; Alternate Universe Highlight for Warnings: * Threesome; Dirty Talk; Anal Sex; Swearing; Double Penetration * A/N: Just a thought that came to me one Saturday. Lucius had decided to listen to Narcissa after that fiasco with the Dark Lord. Perhaps this time he gets things right? Current Mood: cold (Comment on this)
Thursday, November 3rd, 2011
9:08 am [alisanne]	A Perfect Treat Title: A Perfect Treat Author: alisanne Rating: PG Pairing: Kingsley Shacklebolt/Sirius Black Summary: Samhain brings unexpected company. Word Count: 100 Warnings: None A/N: Written for kingsley100's prompt #39: All treats, no tricks Beta: sevfan Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only. A Perfect Treat Current Mood: working (Comment on this)
Sunday, June 5th, 2011
3:26 pm [alisanne]	Good in a Pinch Title: Good in a Pinch Author: alisanne Characters: Sirius Black/Charlie Weasley Rating: R Warnings: Voyeurism Challenge: Written as my June [Bad username: daily)_deviant] submission. Themes/kinks chosen: exhibitionism (sort of), hygrophilia: arousal from contact with bodily fluids, and mirrors. Word Count: ~1750 Summary: Sirius goes to the Burrow for dinner, but ends up getting a good look at dessert first. Beta: sevfan Author's notes: I tried to include the special help_japan prompts but was unsuccessful. Maybe next time! Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only. Good in a Pinch Current Mood: working (Comment on this)
Sunday, September 5th, 2010
3:05 pm [alisanne]	Seducing Snape Title: Seducing Snape Author: alisanne Characters: Sirius Black/Severus Snape Rating: NC-17 Warnings: AU Challenge: Written as my daily_deviant's September submission. Themes/kinks chosen: Please your mod, first time sex (between the pairing), masturbation. Word Count: +/- 3500 Summary: After Snape saves Sirius from what could have been a fatal hex, Sirius rethinks his attitude. Author's notes: Thanks to sevfan for her beta-reading assistance. Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only. Seducing Snape Current Mood: calm (Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010
7:36 pm [bonfoi]	Fic Rec: Waiting by Nishizono [NC17] Waiting by Nishizono [NC17] Pairing: Sirius Black/Severus Snape Warnings: Language (the dreaded "C" word), hints of past dub-con, semi-rough sex, hints of D/s Summary: Waiting was the hardest part. Waiting made him jumpy and paranoid; it made his heart pound and his palms sweat. Waiting gave him too much time to think. Why I recommend this: One, it's new! Nishizono is been absent from fandom for a while but returns with a bang with this fic. Two, dirty-nasty-filthy loo sex, with all the nerves and the chance of getting caught. Run and read and give praise! Cross-posted to: pr0ny_biker, snack_attack & black_snape Current Mood: envious (Comment on this)
Monday, November 16th, 2009
8:22 pm [alisanne]	Unveiled Title: Unveiled Author: alisanne Challenge: Written for the 2009 fall_fantasia for celandineb Pairing: Draco/Sirius, Severus/Harry Rating: PG Word Count: ~7000 Summary: When the Department of Mysteries unintentionally retrieves Sirius Black from behind the veil, they need Draco Malfoy's medical expertise to survive the experience. Disclaimer: Harry Potter is © J. K. Rowling, Warner Brothers, Scholastic Books, Bloomsbury Books, and all other entities involved in the Potterverse. Highlight for Warnings: *Non-traumatic, minor character death (off screen)* AN: Cel, your requests included many things that I wanted to try to write, unfortunately, I couldn’t seem to include them all, so I settled for attempting some character development and (somewhat) balanced power dynamics. I hope I succeeded. Thank you to our mod, unbroken_halo, for hosting this fest again, and to sevfan and eeyore9990, without whom this would have been a much less readable story. Unveiled Current Mood: calm (Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 5th, 2009
12:24 am [alisanne]	A Valiant Effort Title: A Valiant Effort Author: alisanne Characters: Sirius Black/Hermione Granger/Remus Lupin, Harry Potter/Ron Weasley. Rating: NC-17 Warnings: threesome, lol, oh and AU. Challenge: Written for the August 2009 prompts at daily_deviant. Themes/kinks chosen: Ménage a tróis (threesomes). Word Count: ~4100 Summary: Hermione has a shock, so Sirius and Remus help her to relax. Author's notes: As always, nothing you recognize is mine. Thank you to eeyore9990 and sevfan for the rapid and excellent beta work they did on this story. A Valiant Effort Current Mood: hopeful (Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 10th, 2009
6:50 pm [bonfoi]	Back to Basics [comment fic] R As an inaugural posting, I offer the following: I went over to the slavefics comment drabble on LJ and tried my hand at it. Just like florida_minxie said I should...yes, mistress, it is done! Back to Basics [HP: Sirius/Severus -- R] There are no warnings as the prompt said "no penetration" Part One Part Two Part Three I hope I did justice to the prompt. Cross-posted at black_snape & snack_attack Current Mood: tired (Comment on this)
Sunday, January 20th, 2008
8:15 pm [krystal_moon]	FIC: Sirius loves Mary Jane (NC-17) by Helen Title: Sirius Loves Mary Jane Rating: NC-17 Pairings: Sirius/Lily Summary: Lily just cannot understand why Sirius is addicted to Muggle comics. She discovers the answer in the most awkward way….. Warnings: first time heterosexual, sex, male!domination, wanking and voyeurism, tension and biting, fingering Word count: 3, 284 Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended Beta Readers: Thanks to selinakyle47 for getting back to me so quickly. Author's Notes: This for beba_cura at the hp_wintersmut 2007 fest. I chose the following elements from your request: male!domination, wanking and voyeurism, tension and biting. I tried to put in a plot and I hope I succeeded. I also nearly put in bondage but I didn’t think it would work. At first, I wasn’t going to make it full-on sex but then my imagination got the better of me. ( More author notes ) Sirius loves Mary Jane (via my fan fic journal) Of course, if you liked that fic, you may wish to look at other fics I have written. Every one of them has been archived in my memories section sorted by pairings). Click here to get to my memories section. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 12th, 2007
5:04 pm [dead_sexydexy]	Poetry: 'Twas the Night before Christmas, Siriusly Title: Twas the Night Before Christmas Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented Rating: PG Form: Parody (of 'Twas the night Before Christmas-- rather obviously) Word Count: 534 Characters: Sirius, fangirls, Jo, with cameos by several other HP Characters Warnings: Idealized smexxy Sirius, destruction of pencils Notes: This is broader fandom version of the poem written in 2006 for Immeritus. It's an odd mix of fanon/canon/and general silliness with a wee bit of DH canon worked in and a wee bit of it ignored. There's also a nod to the LJ/6A wank of this past year. Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else. Comments: are all I want for Christmas. 'Twas the Night Before Christmas, Siriusly (Comment on this)
Sunday, October 21st, 2007
7:57 pm [dead_sexydexy]	Lusty Limericks Sirius/Lily PG-13 to R I come bearing lovely, lusty limericks. These are Sirius/Lily though James and Remus appear in some as well. Title: True Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented Rating: R Form: Poetry, Limerick Characters: Sirius/Lily Warnings: crude language, hard ons Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else. Comments: are love True Title:Rumors Rating: PG-13 Characters: Sirius/Lily, rumored Sirius/Remus Warnings: possible shagging and infidelity Rumors Title: Waiting Rating: R Characters: Sirius/Lily Warnings: horny!sirius Waiting Title: Outstanding Rating: R Characters: Lily/James, Lily/Sirius Warnings: infidelity, masturbation, bragging of prowess in oral sex Outstanding Title: Good Boy Rating: hard R? Characters: Lily/Snuffles Warnings: bestiality, oral sex Good Boy Title: I'm Bored or Cruel to Be Kind Rating:R Characters:Sirius/Lily, Sirius POV Warnings desired BDSM, I'm Bored or Cruel to Be Kind Title: Stolen Moments Rating: PG-13 Characters: Sirius/Lily Warnings: infidelity Stolen Moments Title: Atop the Astronomy Tower Rating: R Characters: Sirius/Lily Warnings: groping, fondling, orgasm Atop the Astronomy Tower Title: Lucky Me! Rating: R Characters: Sirius/Lily/James Warnings het threesome, silly names for body parts, curling toes Lucky Me! (Comment on this)
Friday, October 12th, 2007
10:30 am [nixxi]	Title: Loyal Author: bellas_lament Rating: M+ Pairing: Lucius Malfoy/Sirius Black Summary: They had all thought he'd escaped Azkaban by changing to his animagus form and simply slipping through the bars. No one would believe the loyalty of Lucius Malfoy to Sirius Black. Word Count: 5,950 Genre: angst/tragedy, romance? Warnings: OoTP spoilers, violence, character death, adult language, graphic sexual situations, slash!sex A/N: Cross posted in a bunch of places. This was a plot bunny that formed while reading DH and finally took shape this past week, inspired by my lovely Lucius desktop wallpaper. Though intended to be a one shot,several people have both reviewed and pm'd me asking for an AU sequel. That idea also took hold and I'm currently writing ch. 1. Beta: none. every mistake is mine. Disclaimer: Not mine, though I like to pretend otherwise. (follow the fake cut to my fan fic journal!) (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, October 4th, 2007
11:06 pm [alisanne]	Finally Home Title: Finally Home Author: alisanne Rating: PG Pairing: James Potter/Sirius Black Summary: Sirius is finally home. Word Count: 828 Genre: Humor, romance. Warnings: None. A/N: Written as a birthday gift for my dearest calico_jynx, who made this request in someone else's IJ. I saw it and the muse liked it so I stole it. *g* Pairing: James/ Sirius, prompt; toothpaste. Beta: sevfan. Thanks to sassy_cissa for the title. :* Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only. Finally Home Current Mood: optimistic (Comment on this)
Thursday, September 20th, 2007
6:58 pm [envinyatar15]	[FIC] Glaciers Melting in the Dead of Night (Sirius gen, PG) I'll go ahead and start posting, yes? Title: Glaciers Melting in the Dead of Night Author: Envinyatar (aka envinyatar15) Character: Sirius Rating: PG Highlight for Warnings: * descent into madness * Word Count: 1,042 Summary: He hates Grimmauld Place, has always hated it since his youth spent in this goddamned house. (Comment on this)
Friday, August 31st, 2007
4:18 am [aras_fixation]	Challenge pairings My dear community of prony_biker, as my last post for the unelivable time of three weeks I have decided throw two pairing challenges for your fun, while being creative. Let those crack wonderful stories of yours be between 100 and 2000 words long. All ratings are allowed. Challenge pairing #1: Sirius/Filch CHallenge pairing #2: Sirius/Whomping Willow Have fun. Love Ara Current Mood: awake (Comment on this)
Tuesday, August 28th, 2007
8:08 pm [aras_fixation]	Welcome by pr0ny_biker My friends, devouted lurkers, shy tender souls and passengers, whose just happened to stumble over this place. Welcome to pr0ny_biker. This community is dedicated to our incredibly sexy Sirius Black, his happines, hautines, underwear, leather jacket and the unshaveable five o'clock stubble. The sole purpose of this place is in taking the opportunity to slash him with every character in the HP universe. All of them, except for: Remus Lupin .&%§/$***!!"§WTF! What do you mean Remus Lupin? Questions? Proceed toward my, FAQ, then. :) Before you join this community you have to state in the comment first, that you are 18 or older. Then, I would kindly let you in. Current Mood: awake (17 Comments |Comment on this)