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You broke your fucking guitar? (crumb) wrote in possibilities,
@ 2008-04-30 23:35:00

Delivered at Breakfast of the 19th.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I'M SO EXCITED YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I GOT YOU. Well, you'll know now but STILL. I'm so proud of you and mom's been crying all week for some reason about you growing up but you're not going to forget about me, right? I know you wont! But I had to take a picture of your present because Dad said it wouldn't be wise to send it through the post, especially since a he worked so hard on them, but it was all my idea, I swear! I just wanted to let you know that I can't wait until I see you and we're all really REALLY proud of you and that you NEED to take pictures of the next Ravenclaw Quidditch game for me, okay? Dad said he'd get a camera to send to you so we'll be all great! Mom's been bugging me to not send you as many letters as I do but I don't think you mind, do you? But I need to go, Elon promised he'd teach me another way to foul someone today. I hope you have a really great day! ♥

You're finally of age...! Here's hoping that you have a good day and have a lot to look forward to in the years to come, little brother.

-Samson

GIDEON. How are you? Happy Birthday and all that jazz. I got you something special! Really hope you like it better than your last present. Mum wasn't too pleased with me sending a cat through the post but everything's alright now, yeah?

But anyway, just whatever you do. Don't rub the dog's tummy three times counter clockwise and then open it. Don't even think about it. Don't.

ALRIGHT I THINK MY JOB HERE IS DONE.

-Elon

We just wanted to let you know, that we're very proud of you. Your father and I were going through the photoalbum a recently and you've grown so much and now you're finally seventeen. I just... do your best at school and everything else. We'll always be here rooting for you, Gideon.

Love,
Mum and Dad

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