Eros Nectar for the best Halloween ever! Who's my little whore?
OMG! I am! You are! We all must lust for Severus/Argus.
This is so awesome -- Filch's braies "treated like an unattended candy store," the use (and invention, no?) of "Eros Nectar," the rhymes a;lsdkjfa;!! Sucking and bucking, oh my.
I adore all the sensuous, tactile, earthy imagery of raven and boar, lion and tom, the sounds, the smells, the crisp cold fall night air, the slithering, slathering physicality of the story, verse, and sex. It makes the scene so awesomely immediate. It has the vivid color and lusty pleasure of Tom Jones.
Filch buttering his prick was the line, the rhyme, that had me howling with delight... And the continuing plaint of Snape was so very, very Snape! --breathlessly, growling, panting, snarling, even sweetly pleading "More."