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Title: One Dark And Stormy Evening
Pairing: Al/Scorpius
Rating: NC-17 for language, graphic sex
Word Count: about 2,050
Summary: Al and Scorpius drink Polyjuice to look like their dads; hilarity and fucking ensue.
Warnings: They're both 17 and acting their age.  Does teenage stupidity need a warning? 
Disclosure Statement: two large bags of Chili Cheese Fritos and a nice bottle of Riesling were killed in the making of this fic. 
Notes and thanks: Happy belated birthday, Jana!  I tried to combine your present with this month's drunken fanfic challenge -- hence the title, stolen from the prompt -- but didn't get off my arse in time to post it there, so it morphed into something even stranger.  Hope you enjoy it.  :D

ETA: Jana got the bunny for this fic from bryoneybrynn 's hilarious work of staggering genius, Another...and Another...and, Fuck It, Just Leave Me the Bottle.  It's 1,200 words of sheer brilliance.

Title: Dirty
Author: paukenfrau
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17.  Very much so.
Length: 1,276 words
Summary: Um, lots of filth.  :D
Warnings: Bondage, sadomasochism, infidelity, manfuckery, bad words, heartbreak.
Notes: Written for the Round Two challenge of the LJ comm SpeedPr0nz -- 2 hour time limit, no beta allowed.  I don't know what possessed me to write H/D.  Well, actually, I do.  I blame this picture that Femme posted the other day, which got me all hot and bothered and thinking of Draco in chains, and this prompt, which just...did something to me.  The H/G shippers on my f-list are going to throw up in their mouths.

 

Title:  Scorpius's Very Happy Christmas
Author: paukenfrau
Pairing:  Al/Scorpius
Rating:  NC-17 for language, graphic sex 
Word Count:  1,000
Summary:  Um, I think the title says it all.  ;-)
Warnings:  Rimming, shower!sex, underage drinking, Weasleys, charmed mistletoe.  The story takes place during their sixth year, when they're barely legal (16 is the age of consent under British law).  You know you like it, though.
Notes and thanks:  This was written for the September drunken fanfiction writing challenge for the LJ community hp_drunkenff; the prompt was "Muggle beer suits me just fine."  And I won runner-up!  Gah!  *dies happy and totally fulfilled*  Muchas thanks to Jane (lemondrop34 on LJ), who gave me the rimming bunny.  I wuvs her dirty, dirty mind.  :D

Also, I *still* suck for using a het-themed icon instead of uploading my slashalicious Al.  What can I say, I'm lazy.

 

Title: A Funny Way of Making Peace
Author: themostepotente
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Humour, suggested oral
Summary: In which Potter continues to be a nuisance to Snape after the war.
Word Count: 250 words
A/N: Huge thanks go to venivincere for her phone beta. Any mistakes thereafter are mine own.
Disclaimer: The characters contained within do not belong to me. I just like to make them do filthy things to one another.

For tripperfunster, who implanted the idea of Singing Telegrams into my brain. This is completely silly and all her fault. *G*

A Funny Way of Making Peace

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Title: Playing With Fire
Author: themostepotente
Word Count: 200 words
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Warnings: humour, snark, romance
Disclaimer: Not my sandbox, I just like to play in it.
Summary: In which the element of fire binds Snape and Harry.
Author's Notes: This is for cordelia_v and gaycrow. I owe them something much longer, but for the moment I offer them something quick and somewhat-dirty. Enjoy ladies ♥

Playing With Fire

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Title: Chrysalis
Author: themostepotente
Word Count: 250 words
Rating: Hard R
Pairing: Snape/Cormac
Warnings: Chan (Cormac is 16)
Disclaimer: Not my sandbox, I just like to play in it.
Summary: Slughorn wasn't the only collector of gifted students.
Author's Notes: There was a cry for Snape/McLaggen fic (particularly because he's a lot hotter in the movie than he was in the book) of the detention sort, and lo, I stepped up to the challenge. Beta read over the phone by Veni, so if there are any mistakes, please to be telling me.

Chrysalis

Title: Darkness Falls
Author: Rushlight
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry/Riddle
Rating: R
Word Count: ~4000 words
Timeline: mid-book 7
Summary: Voldemort's Horcruxes aren't as defenseless as they might appear to be.
Acknowledgments: Once again I'm reminded of why I love HP fandom so very much; everyone here is so generous and helpful! I had an overwhelming response when I asked for a beta reader to help with this story.... Many thanks go to Ann, Wufei W, Rhiannon, Hijja, and Skull Bearer for beta reading. I really appreciate all of your suggestions and the encouragement you gave me!

( Darkness Falls )

Title:  If I Can't Have You
Author: paukenfrau
Pairing: Al/Scorpius
Rating: M/NC-17 for language, graphic sex
Word Count: approximately 5,600
Summary: Um, lots of sex and romance, in roughly equal portions.
Warnings: None, really, except that it takes place during their sixth year, when they're barely legal (16 is the age of consent under British law).  One could infer that some previous sexual activity to which the characters refer might have taken place when they were underage; as to that, only Al and Scorpius know for sure.

Notes and thanks:  For some reason I can't get this part to work -- please see my LJ for proper credits.  Also, apologies for the het-themed icon; I will upload my slashalicious Albus Severus soon.

Title: Steal Me
Author: snegurochka_lee
Characters: James/Sirius
Rating: only a light NC-17, I think
Warnings: None
Word Count: ~1,500
Summary: For Sirius, it's always the same two words that start it: "Nicked it."
Notes: Written for the "kleptophilia" (arousal by stealing) theme at daily_deviant in March. Originally posted here.

( Steal Me )

Title: Warts and All

Author: Jin Fenghuang

Pairing: Snape/Harry

Rating: NC17

Length: ~11 000 words

Warnings: Dub-con due to (spoiler, whited out) lovepotion.

Summary: In love and war ... all does not turn out as planned.

Notes: This is the first part of a series of three. It can be read as a stand alone.

A big 'thank you' to Eey, DJ, Ven, and iuls for the support and concrit and Cadesama for the spag.

Title: Grind
Author: snegurochka_lee
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: A hint of infidelity, perhaps, but there is also no assurance that Harry and Ginny are necessarily married or even very serious at this point...
Word count: ~2,200
Summary: He drags the back of one wrist over his eyebrow, soaking up the moisture threatening to drip into his eyes and fog up his glasses, and then he forces himself to pull it together, scanning the crowd. There is only one reason he's here, after all.
Notes: Written for the "frottage" theme at daily_deviant last fall, here. Pure PWP, but hopefully no one at this comm objects to that... ;)

( Grind )

Summary: 1981. Severus has a secret. So does Lucius. And sometimes love, it just ain't enough.
(This is part of an ongoing 'verse, but I think it works as a standalone, too.)


( Spy Games )

Title: Thirty-one Letters
Author: themostepotente
Word Count: 6,000 words
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Warnings: Epistolary style, AU (Snape's alive), EWE, romance, humour, snark, public sex (dreamt), voyeurism, smoking!Snape, dirty talk, and yes, even a bit of plot *G*
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never will be.
Summary: Harry initiates a friendship with Snape through a series of letters.
Author's Notes: This was originally written for ze_dragon for the 2008 snarry_holidays exchange. Huge thanks to painless_j, venivincere and lusiology for their betas and invaluable advice. This may be one of the most romantic fics I've ever written.

( Thirty-one Letters )

Title: Five Times Lupin and Snape Should Not Have Had Sex at Order Headquarters (But Couldn't Help It)
Author: snegurochka_lee
Pairing: Snape/Lupin
Rating: NC-17
Words: 7,100
Summary: The first time was rather a surprise, the second time just plain predictable. The third was supposed to go much differently, thank you very much, and the fourth devolved into cliché. The fifth, moreover... well. Neither of them really wishes to talk about that one, if you don't mind.
Notes: Written for serpenscript at the 2008 snupin_santa exchange, who asked for a story in which Snape and Lupin are forced to work together during the war, leading to many fights and angry sex in multiple unusual places. Thanks to islandsmoke and florahart for the beta work. :)

( Five Times Lupin and Snape Should Not Have Had Sex at Order Headquarters (But Couldn't Help It) )

Author: pir8fancier
Title: BMHM: the Wedding
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 12,010
Summary: One week before the nuptials of our two lovely young men, Draco has a mental breakdown. Surprised? Nah, I wasn't either.
Author's Notes: Never say never. I thought I was done with these boys in this particular framework, however, NOT! This sequel was written for tray_la_la as part of the auction for livelongnmarry. By now you know that Prop 8 passed, but the fight is NOT over. I think it fitting this fic is about our boys getting married. No betas. Just lil ole me. See problems? The original is here.

Title: A Successful Trip
Author: alisanne
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Harry explores some of the new shops in Diagon Alley
Word Count: ~2000
Genre: Erotica
Warnings: Voyeurism/exhibitionism
A/N: Written because this bunny bit me and I thought it'd work for pornish_pixies 'cause the place could always use more Snarry. ;)
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( A Successful Trip )

The following fics and art were submitted for the recent Autumn/Halloween Challenge. If you haven't had a chance to take a look at them, please do and please feed back! :D Also I personally would like to extend a huge thank you to all the writers and artists who participated in this challenge. You guys are fantastic. \0/

( Masterlist for the Autumn/Halloween Challenge )

The current Autumn/Halloween Challenge is accepting fic and art submissions from the watchers of pornish_pixies as well as members. Please remember that if you wish to submit a fic or artwork for this challenge, the deadline is Saturday November 8. (That would be tomorrow. *g*)

Below is the submission by watcher lesyeuxverts.

Title: Cold Before He's Done
Author: lesyeuxverts
Pairing: Harry/Snape, implied Harry/Ginny
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1260
Warnings: infidelity, character death (DH-compliant)
Summary: It happens at Halloween.
Notes: Thanks to fbowden and angela_snape for the beta, and eeyore9990 for the title!

( Cold Before He's Done )

The current Autumn/Halloween Challenge is accepting fic and art submissions from the watchers of pornish_pixies as well as members. Please remember that if you wish to submit a fic or artwork for this challenge, the deadline is Saturday November 8.

Below is the submission by watcher sweet_lemmon.

Title: Caught! (or The Granger/Lovegood Halloween Rendezvous)
Artist: sweet_lemmon
Media: Pencils!
Rating: NC17
Characters: Hermione Granger/Luna Lovegood
Warnings: Nontraditional use of a trident Object insertion, pervy pumpkins?
Disclaimer: This art is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoat Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
AN: For the pornish_pixies Autumn/Halloween Challenge. When I saw the reminder yesterday, I thought, ‘Why not?’. ^.~ This is my very first Hermione/Luna. And scanners didn’t seem to like pencil shadowing. Oh well…

( Angels & Demons )

The current Autumn/Halloween Challenge is accepting fic and art submissions from the watchers of pornish_pixies as well as members. Please remember that if you wish to submit a fic or artwork for this challenge, the deadline is Saturday November 8.

Below is the submission by watcher inamac.

Title: A Seasonal Pursiut
Author: Ina MacAllan (inamac)
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Rating: NC-17
Length:1460 words
Summary: Harry and Draco go for a walk in the woods. Harry teaches Draco a muggle game. Draco is a fast learner...

Warnings: Very Bad Puns (No, seriously) Also fellatio and anal play (unless you are a wizard with a very good command of cleaning and lubrication spells, or are on excellent terms with your local hospital's proctology department, do not try this at home).
Notes: Written for the Hallowe'en Challenge. While conkers is, indeed, a seasonal traditional English schoolboy's game, the version that Harry and Draco are playing in this story does not conform to the accepted National Rules.

( A Seasonal Pursuit )

Just a reminder that all fics and art for the Halloween/Autumn Challenge should be posted by midnight your time zone on Saturday, November 8. That's the end of this week. :) This challenge is open to watchers and members, so if any watchers would like to participate, please email your fic or art to me via femmequixotic @ livejournal.com and I'll post it for you.

And to those who've participated so far, thank you!

Title: The Raven
Author: Delphi
Pairing: Argus Filch/Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A play on Poe's famous poem: Filch receives a rather persistent late-night visitor.
Notes: Written for the Hallowe'en Challenge. Please consider any liberties with scansion either an homage to the original or, if I can't get away with that, the forgivable weakness of a very unpracticed poet.

( The Raven )