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9/30/08 12:02 am - [info]femmequixotic - October challenge

So, it's been a while since we've had a challenge, and we've some new members who should be welcomed. :)

Your challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to write or draw according to one of the following two themes: Halloween or Autumn. Think of it... Ghosts! Parties! Horror stories! Fancy dress! Roasted nuts! Crisp, cool air! Sex in piles of fallen leaves! Let your imagination run wild; just make certain to incorporate one of the themes in an intrinsic (and porny!) way. All pairings are acceptable as long as they are slash or femmeslash. (Threesomes may be written, but if there's a het element, the focus of the fic must be on the slash/femmeslash pairing.) And remember, R or NC-17 ratings only. :) Fics should be between 500-10,000 words.

I'm going to open this challenge to members and watchers, so if you're a watcher and you'd like to participate, just email your fic or art to me via femmequixotic @ livejournal.com and I'll post it for you. All fics and art should be posted (or emailed) by Saturday November 8.

Also, just a note to those of you reading the IJ comm on LJ via the rss feed: please make sure you click through to the actual IJ post to leave comments. The URL should be at the top of the feed post. Comments left on the RSS feed don't actually get emailed to anyone, so it's highly unlikely either I or the author/artist is going to see those comments. For those of you without IJ accounts, you can leave comments on IJ posts either anonymously or by signing in with your LJ username under the OpenID option. Thanks!
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9/28/08 09:33 pm - [info]rushlight - LONG: Heart's Desire (Harry/Snape, R)

I hope I'm remembering how to post to this comm correctly. It's been a while....

Title: Heart's Desire
Author: Rushlight
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry/Snape
Rating: R
Words: ~2300
Summary: Sometimes even war heroes need a little comforting.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to venivincere,slashpervert, and [info]leianora for beta-reading!

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( Heart's Desire )

9/22/08 04:42 pm - [info]snegurochka_lee - LONG: "Watching You" (Snape/Lupin, others, NC-17)

Title: Watching You
Author: [info]snegurochka_lee
Pairing: Let's see… In (fictional) reality: Snape/Lupin and Harry/Draco. In (fictional) fantasy: Snape/Harry and Remus/Draco. Whee!
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~3,500
Warnings: AU, teacher/student lust, voyeurism, misuse of Legilimency for sex-video purposes…
Summary: "I've been watching you. I've seen the way you look at him," said Lupin, his breath hot on the back of Snape's neck. "It's not right, a man your age, and in your position, looking at a student that way."
Notes: *shy wave* Hello! It's lovely to be here. I thought this story might be fitting for my first post here, as I wrote it as a massive fuck-you gentle fist-shake to LJ last summer for the whole fiction/reality nightmare that brought PP over here to IJ in the first place. ;) Also: Lupin is alive and Head of Gryffindor House here for absolutely no reason other than to facilitate the porn.

Watching You )

9/9/08 07:43 pm - [info]dramedy - ART: Taking What's Desired, (Bellatrix/Luna)

Title: Taking What's Desired
Author: [info]dramedy
Pairing: Bellatrix/Luna
Rating: R
Warning(s): dubious consent/possibly non-con.
Artist's Notes: I was going for a sort of photographed look. THAT'S why it's not colored, just shaded. :D I'm so excited to be here! :D
Bellatrix always got what she wanted, thanks to the Dark Lord )

8/24/08 07:30 pm - [info]florahart - LONG FIC: "Boundaries" (Harry/Draco, NC17)

Title: Boundaries
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC17
Words: ~3900
Summary: The US government has just adopted a policy to confiscate penis-enlarging devices at the border. Wouldn’t you know, Draco's in the import business, and Harry gets called in to spring him from custody.

Boundaries )

8/11/08 01:41 pm - [info]ravenna_c_tan - "Desideratum" (Snape/Draco, NC-17), short

Title: Desideratum
Author: Ravenna C. Tan
Pairing: Snape/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Bondage, first time
Canon-compliancy: Takes place during DH.
Disclaimer: Uses trademarked characters of J. K. Rowling and various corporate entities. Non-commercial use.
Summary:</b> Snape returns to his bedchamber after another hard day as headmaster.
A/N: Title is Latin for "desired thing." Written for [info]clauclauclaudia, who is my Draco's very own Snape. First printed as a giveaway zine at the Terminus convention. Now that Terminus is over, I am posting it.

(On LJ) – (On IJ)

And right here at Pornish Pixies! )

7/15/08 04:36 pm - [info]ldybastet - LONG: Lay Down Your Arms [Severus/Lucius; R]

Title: Lay Down Your Arms
Author: [info]ldybastet
Pairing: Severus/Lucius
Rating: R (Adult content, Wild)
Summary: Severus has seen that Lucius needs a push over the edge to get out of his bad mood and decides to give him one.
Warning: D/s, bondage
Disclaimer: HP and the characters therein belong to JKR. No people, either real or fictional, were harmed in the writing of this story.
Notes: Set during GoF. Beta-read by [info]imma ♥. ~2000 words.

Lay Down Your Arms )

7/8/08 12:26 am - [info]ravenna_c_tan - LONG: "The Puppet Master" (Snape/Draco, NC-17)

My first post to Pornish Pixies! Thanks to Femme for the invite--she suggested I start with this fic:

Title: The Puppet Master
Author: Ravenna C. Tan
Pairing: Snape/Draco, implied past Snape/Lucius
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Kind of dubious consent. Prison rape off-camera.
Word Count: 8600
Summary: After the war, Snape, Draco, and Lucius are all in Azkaban awaiting either acquittal or exoneration. Now that the Dark Lord is gone, there is much to be said between these three men... but Snape won't be the first to speak, will he?
Canon-compliancy: DH-compliant except Snape lives. (Because it would be hard to fulfill my pairing otherwise.)
Disclaimer: Not mine. J.K. Rowling owns, I only play.
Author's Note: This was supposed to be a Harry/Draco/Snape but Harry shook off the suggestion, damn him. Fulfilling the prompt "The Puppet Master" in my table at [info]7spells. The table is here. Thanks to [info]clauclauclaudia for beta-reading.

(On Lj) -*- (On IJ)

And right here in Pornish Pixies... under the cut...! )

6/15/08 11:09 pm - [info]atdelphi - LONG: Go Big or Go Home, Hagrid/Snape, NC-17

Title: Go Big or Go Home
Author: Delphi
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Rubeus Hagrid
Summary: A Slytherin requires the biggest and the best.
Notes: Written for [info]hp_springsmut

Go Big or Go Home )

6/13/08 06:10 pm - [info]swtalmnd - LONG: A Matter of Size (Snape/Harry, NC-17)

Title: A Matter of Size
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Word Count: 5252
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: AU, Crack, Chan (16), voyeurism
Summary: Harry has a small boy's fascination for big things.
Notes: Thanks to [info]swtalmnd_fic for the beta love!


Harry was small. )

6/5/08 03:24 pm - [info]swtalmnd - LONG: Thicker Than Water (Snape/Harry, NC-17)

Title: Thicker Than Water
Author: Amy ([info]swtalmnd)
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Word Count: 4909
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: AU, chan (11), manipulation, mpreg
Summary: Snape comes across Harry in a vulnerable moment, and devises a plan to tie Harry's loyalties to him.
Notes: For [info]accioslash, for the Sweet Charity auction. Thanks to [info]isidore13, [info]adbaculum & [info]clauclauclaudia for the beta love!


Snape walked the halls )

5/27/08 11:45 am - [info]femmequixotic - LJ Advisory Board Elections

Many of you are aware of the current LJ Advisory Board election being held. Voting is open until Thursday, May 29. I encourage all of you to take a few moments, read up about the candidates and vote. There are some candidates running who are part of fandom and being able to have a fannish presence on the board is incredibly important, particularly in the wake of Strikethrough and Boldthrough.

If you have already voted, thank you! If you're at a loss as to who some of these candidates even are or why this election matters, here are a few resources that might help explain why fandom needs to support a fandom candidate:

http://bethbethbeth.livejournal.com/516271.html
http://bookshop.livejournal.com/891673.html
http://icarusancalion.livejournal.com/758398.html
http://community.livejournal.com/fandom_votes/1518.html

Please, please take the time to go through each of these posts. They're highly informative about what's going on with the election. Once you've decided whom to vote for, you can vote here. The three leading fandom candidates at the moment are [info]legomymalfoy, [info]rm and [info]vichan. Other fandom candidates are [info]daniidebrabant, [info]jmaynard, [info]lordandrei, [info]gfemale, [info]randomposting, [info]sollitaire, [info]tango. Let's get one of our own in a position that might actually have a modicum of influence with LJ staff.

If you've already voted, but you wish to change your vote, you may do so here.

A NOTE: Please do not vote with secondary journals such as RP journals, etc. LJ does have restrictions in place to help prevent stuffing the ballot boxes, and candidates outside of fandom have already accused fandom voters of doing that. Let's keep things on the up-and-up and rely on strength of fandom as a whole. Which means as many of us as possible should get out there to the poll.

Vote.

4/17/08 06:36 am - [info]tarie - LONG: None The Wiser As They Both Be Fools, Sirius/Regulus

Author: Tarie
Title: None the Wiser As They Both Be Fools
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Sirius/Regulus
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: While carrying out an Order mission on Knockturn Alley, Sirius spies Regulus. Mission temporarily aborted, Sirius follows, lead by lineage and love lost. Missing canon moment(s).
Warnings: Blackcest
Word Count: 3,000
Author's Notes: Thanks to [info]bewarethesmirk for the beta! Written for [info]enderxenocide for 2008 [info]hp_springsmut

None the Wiser As They Both Be Fools )

3/31/08 09:06 pm - [info]femmequixotic - In memory of Anj

Many of you know [info]anjenue and have heard that she passed away yesterday in a car crash.

Anj was a member of [info]pornish_pixies and had been an author here for several years. She will be very much missed by both the Harry Potter and the Prince of Tennis fandoms.

A community has been set up on LJ (We Love You Anj) for people to leave condolences for Anj's family or memories of times spent with her or of ways she touched individuals through her writing or her joy in life and fandom.

Much love and greatest sympathies to all of Anj's family and friends; you are in our hearts and thoughts at this time.

3/3/08 07:37 pm - [info]kennahijja - Nettle Stings (Ron/Lucius, NC-17)

Title: Nettle Stings
Author: Hijja
Pairing: Ron/Lucius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: sex toys
Length: ~ 2800 words
Summary: What would *you* do with a Weasley trapped up against the wall? Lucius Malfoy has some ideas…
Note: Thanks to [info]liriaen, [info]thrihyrne and [info]regan_v for the beta, and to still-sorely-missed Thea for chatting me through it for two hours :).

Nettle Stings )

3/3/08 12:37 pm - [info]violet_quill - LONG: A Picture Will Last Longer, Narcissa/Lily

Title: A Picture Will Last Longer
Pairing: Narcissa/Lily, slight Lucius/Narcissa and (unrequited) Snape/Lily
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: non-con, humiliation, BDSM, dirty talk, voyeurism, object insertion, wanking, (sort of) first time, underage sex (basically, this is not a nice story, read at your own risk)
Word Count: 5500
Summary: Lily is determined to catch Narcissa in the act of sneaking her fiancé into Hogwarts… but Narcissa isn't the one who's caught, and what starts as a simple act of spying has far-reaching consequences.
Author's Notes: This was written for [info]hpvalensmut as a gift for [info]ginny___weasley. Just a note on ages - even though it isn't expressly mentioned in canon, the Black family tree that JKR drew lists Narcissa's birth year as 1955. Lily was born in 1960. The request was for the girls to be at Hogwarts, and so to avoid writing a prepubescent Lily, I took some liberty with the ages. In this fic, Narcissa is seventeen (seventh year), Lily and Snape are sixteen (sixth years), and Lucius is twenty-two.

A Picture Will Last Longer )

2/10/08 07:00 pm - [info]femmequixotic - LONG: Mirror Mirror, Severus/James, NC-17 (Watcher: [info]saxgoddess25)

The current Magical Devices Challenge is accepting fic and art submissions from the watchers of [info]pornish_pixies as well as members.

Below is the submission by watcher [info]saxgoddess25.

Title: Mirror Mirror
Author: [info]saxgoddess25
Characters: Severus/James
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2742
Summary: With the help of the Mirror of Erised, Severus discovers what his heart's deepest desires -really- are.
Author's notes: Set sometime during the Philosopher's Stone, with a dose of good old-fashioned voyeurism. Hope y'all enjoy!

Mirror Mirror )

2/10/08 12:04 am - [info]femmequixotic - Challenge reminder

Just a reminder that there's officially one more day left until the Magical Devices Challenge ends. However, I won't be posting the masterlist until Monday evening, so if you've a last minute entry you have a bit longer to squeak something in past the deadline.

Thanks to those of you who've submitted fics and art, and remember that this is a challenge that is open to members and watchers alike. Details can be found here.
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2/9/08 11:45 pm - [info]femmequixotic - ART: Omniculars, Harry/Draco, NC-17 (Watcher: [info]ferchu)

The current Magical Devices Challenge is accepting fic and art submissions from the watchers of [info]pornish_pixies as well as members.

Below is the submission by watcher [info]ferchu.


Title: Omniculars
Author: [info]ferchu
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Challenge: Challenge 08: Magical Devices (watcher submission)
Rating: NC-17

Omniculars )

2/9/08 10:56 pm - [info]femmequixotic - LONG: The Door, Teddy/Harry (implied Harry/Sirius), NC-17 (Watcher: [info]klynie1)

The current Magical Devices Challenge is accepting fic and art submissions from the watchers of [info]pornish_pixies as well as members.

Below is the submission by watcher [info]klynie1.


Title: The Door
Author: [info]klynie1
Pairing: Teddy/Harry; implied Harry/Sirius
Challenge: Challenge 08: Magical Devices (watcher submission)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Chanslash (Teddy is 14); borderline dubious consent; portrait voyeurism
Word Count: About 4,200
Summary: Teddy Lupin needs to know the secrets that lay hidden behind The Door.

Disclaimer: Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter and all associated characters from the Harry Potter universe are the property of J.K. Rowling and those to whom she has licensed her creations, including without limitation Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books, Raincoat Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No copyright infringement is intended. The author is making no profit from this story.

A/N: My deepest thanks to [info]secretsolitaire, [info]aeowen and [info]emiime for their wise advice and thorough beta work. They rock my world. Any remaining mistakes are my own.

The Door )
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