Porn Battle

Round Nine of Porn Battle is now closed! Thank you all for participating.

The list of stories will be collected and posted in the morning.

Today's the last day to porn! So let's get it out of our system in a sweaty, heaving, writhing mess of pornification, and enjoy ourselves!

The battle ends tonight at Midnight EST. I'll accept prompts that come in for about half an hour afterward if it's obvious they're timing mistakes, but after that, that's it.

Let's get writing!

Thank y'all so much for all the great prompts!

Now I need to finish putting them in order, then I'll send them over to be posted.

See you soon!

(updated 10:28am: some fandoms don't need entire names)
(Updated 5:35am Nov 2: Sorry, me + muscle relaxants = x_x)

Couple of things to read before you post:

1) PLEASE spell out your fandom completely and characters correctly. There's a very good chance I won't know them.

2) PLEASE use proper capitalization and number notation (roman numerals for the most part).

Things that don't conform to the above will make me cranky, and you will likely end up with your prompts ignored.

I will stop taking prompts after I wake up Wednesday November 4th, which is usually 5:30am-ish EDT. Then they'll be sorted and posted by the other co-mod for you to write on.

Thanks!

Starting November 1st, the next round of Porn Battles will start. Once again we will ask for your prompts to be thrown out there for smutty minds to snap up and churn out porny gems for everyone's enjoyment.

SO start writing those prompts out, find a few from previous battles that you want to see written and throw them up.

Remember, all prompts in the top comment slot so they'll be found. If you think of some after you've posted, then post again. There's nothing that says you can only post once. In fact, we'll love you more if you post more.

Thanks to everyone for making my inbox happy! ;-) Lots of really good stuff this time around.

( Master list, by fandom )

Thanks again! See y'all in November!

I can't take anymore!

OK, that part's a lie, but I'll accept prompts for the next 30 minutes or so, but 6:30am EST is the hard cut-off.

THANK YOU EVERYONE!

I'll make a post with a list of fics later today. :-)

OK, folks, I have gone through the prompts, fixed some spelling errors, and now we're ready to rock and roll!

Please, PUT THE PROMPT YOU ARE ANSWERING AS THE SUBJECT TO YOUR COMMENT RESPONSE! Otherwise, I won't necessarily know what you're answering and you may not get credit for it in the end.

PORNING ENDS WHEN I WAKE UP MONDAY MORNING So you have plenty of time to write, tell your friends, and generally do your best to break my email's servers. ;-)

Enjoy!

All right! The prompt requests are now open! You have until Tuesday, September 8 at 12:01am to get all the prompts in. After that, they will be sent to jlsigman for posting for everyone to enjoy!

Now a few things for clarification:

NO ABBREVIATIONS There's a very good chance we don't know the fandom, so putting down FF7 instead of Final Fantasy 7 will get a finger shaken at you.

If the title has the word "The" in the begining, such as The Dresden Files, put it at the end of the name - Dresden Files, the - or just leave it off entirely.

All prompts need to be in the following format including punctuation: fandom, character/character, prompt. This is to keep everything in nice neat order since Excel spreadsheets (where we organize thses things) does differentiate between commas and colens. If a colen is part of the fandom name, that's fine. If you're using one to separate the three parts of the prompts, please don't.

Numbers in the fandom name: Especially for the Final Fantasies - use the Roman numerals, so Final Fantasy 7 would be Final Fantasy VII. Again, this is to keep everything organized and straight.

Once more, all prompts need to be in the "upper" comment posting. If you think of some other prompts you want to toss out there, then post again. There's nothing that says you only have to post once.

Thank you for your patience, but these were a few things that were irritating when I was trying to organize things after the last round.

EDIT: Crossovers and Real people fic are the following formats:
Crossover, fandom/fandom, character/character, prompt
RPF, person/person, (profession), prompt

EDIT: Because some people can't read and life is too busy to edit every entry I get, after talking with the other Mods we have decided that if you can't follow our basic requests in how to post prompts, you will get a warning to fix it. If the warning is ignored, then the post will be deleted and those prompts ignored. If it's just a couple mistakes, that's fine, we'll edit it. But not when a request is blatantly ignored and that same fandom was used as an example.

I apologize if this comes across as harsh, mean, or nasty, but frankly, we don't have the time to edit every singe prompt we get to make it all match up.

Thank You.

Prompts are now closed!!! The list will be compiled and sent along to the appropriate Moderator for posting.

Starting Tuesday September 1st, the next round of Porn Battles will start. Once again we will ask for your prompts to be thrown out there for smutty minds to snap up and churn out porny gems for everyone's enjoyment.

SO start writing those prompts out, find a few from previous battles that you want to see written and throw them up.

Remember, all prompts in the top comment slot so they'll be found. If you think of some after you've posted, then post agaiin. There's nothing that says you can only post once.

We had a grand total of 56 fics for this round! Not our larget total, but still a rather respectable number.

( Round Seven Fics )


Most Written Fandom: Final Fantasy VII, with 8 fics
Most Prolific Authors:
1: icedark_elf with 7 fics
2: omorka-fics.livejournal.com with 6 fics
3: katekintail and monochrome-song.livejournal.com with 5 fics

This has been a fantastic Porn Battle, my friends, and it is officially the last day! Entries will be cut off at midnight EST, when I will post a comment in each list. Any entry that shows up a minute or two after midnight will still be counted, to account for computer clock discrepencies, but anything after half an hour will make me frown mightily.

So this is, for real, the final day of this Porn Battle!

Porn away!

That's right, today is the LAST DAY to submit drabbles! My, how time flies, right?

Come on, let's get a rush of porn in today, for all sorts of fandoms! The final deadline is tonight at Midnight, EST. I'll allow for a certain amount of variation in computer clocks, but otherwise that is the cutoff point.

Let's porn!

Nevermind! Considering that the Porn Battle was sprung so suddenly on everyone, we have decided to extend the deadline for one week to July 21st! So keep on porning, my friends! =D

You must put the prompt in the subject header of your comment. If the prompt is too long, name the fandom and pairing and as much of the rest as you can. (This is so that at the end of the round, we can make a link back to your fic on the final Master List.)

If your fic is too long for one comment, post part one as a top level comment and then the second part in reply to that comment and so on.

You have until July 14th at Midnight EST to post your fics!

( T through Z, Crossovers, RPF )

You must put the prompt in the subject header of your comment. If the prompt is too long, name the fandom and pairing and as much of the rest as you can. (This is so that at the end of the round, we can make a link back to your fic on the final Master List.)

If your fic is too long for one comment, post part one as a top level comment and then the second part in reply to that comment and so on.

You have until July 14th at Midnight EST to post your fics!

( H though S )

Ladies and gentlemen, start your porning!

You must put the prompt in the subject header of your comment. If the prompt is too long, name the fandom and pairing and as much of the rest as you can. (This is so that at the end of the round, we can make a link back to your fic on the final Master List.)

If your fic is too long for one comment, post part one as a top level comment and then the second part in reply to that comment and so on.

You have until July 14th at Midnight EST to post your fics!

( #, Symbols, A-G )

Many many apologies for not more notice but I got distracted moving into a new house with the Hubby. So, with that out of the way:

The next round of Porn Battle Prompts is open!!

That's right. From Now until 12:01 am on July 8th, we'll be collecting your prompts. Mostly because of the Fourth of July weekend when everyone's got plans. aikonamika will be sent the master list on the 9th for your porny writing.

So send me your prompts!

Edit: You have one last day to get all of your prompts in! I will put a final post in the comment section when the Prompts is closed. This will be 12:01 AM Eastern Standard Time.

And here is the Master List for Round Six. COngradulations everyone! There were 134 drabbles turned in. If anyone is interested in the other figures, such as most popular fandoms and most smut author, I'll get to those either tonight or tomorrow.

So now, read, comment, and enjoy the smut.

EDIT: If I managed to miss your drabble, I'm sorry. Leave the drabble prompt and if possible, the link to it in a comment to this one and I'll fix that ASAP.

( Round Six Master List )

See you in July!!!

You have 24 hours to get the last of your drabbles in. Porn Battle will end at 12 midnight EST on (technically) Tuesday May 12.

At the end of the battle, there will be a post in the comments indicating the closing of the battle for each one. Please don't post any drabbles after that. If you have some that are a minute or two late due to computer lagging, that's fine. But if the time stamp is a half hour afterwards, I'll pout at you.

*grins* That said, enjoy the last 24 hours of this particular battle.

Next part. Fandom, Characters, Prompt. You have until May 11 to get all of the drabbles in.

( T through Z, Crossover, and RPF )