Original poster: devils_brooms Title: A Silent Voice
Author: Devlin Whitehorn
Threesome: Harry/Draco/Blaise
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 11,017
Warning: Implication of past rape, m/m sex
Author’s notes: Immense amounts of love to my two betas, particularly C who nursed me through several drafts of this story. I’m pleased to present it here, as it is a story that has been brewing for many months, and I hope people will enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
(A Silent Voice)
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Original poster: dorcas_wellovd Title: Along Came A Spider
Author: Dorcas Wellbeloved
Pairing: Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Sybill Trelawney
Kink/Prompt: Voyeurism/Along Came A Spider
Rating: NC17
Warnings: (highlight to see warnings) *Under 18 – Harry is 17. First Time, Dubious Consent.*
Summary: What's a Seer to do when she Sees something awful happening right now? The doubters will never believe her unless she can get some hard evidence. Follow Sybill's journey as she tries to spy on a master spy. Watch her horror when she sees what he's really up to! Feel her terror when he detects her presence!
Author's Notes and Disclaimer: Beta: later, if you're good.
Word count: 12,445.
Notes: Here I come a-pimping… written for Pimp My Threesome. My thanks to our awesome mods, Sansa and Siren, for all their hard work. I loved every moment of it!
Disclaimer: I do not own the copyright to any of these characters. I'm making zilch from writing about them and it's purely (snigger) for the entertainment of like-minded folk.
Along Came A Spider
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Original poster: saint_mungo
Many thanks to our gracious mods, congratulations to all the winners, and hugs to everyone who commented with encouragement throughout the pimping process.
Title: Momentum
Author: Mungo Bonham
Pairing: Remus Lupin / Draco Malfoy / Severus Snape
Kink/Prompt: Jealousy / Momentum
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: A bit of D/s and cross-dressing, mentions of breathplay and spanking
Summary: The definition of momentum…
Physics - A measure of the motion of a body equal to the product of its mass and velocity.
Philosophy - An essential element; an aspect of a logically developing process.
Author's Notes and Disclaimer: All characters and settings are the intellectual property of J.K. Rowling. No infringement is intended and no profit is being made. Many thanks to C.S. for the quick, thorough beta.
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Original poster: bowmanwright Title: Primary Colours
Author: Bowman Wright
Threesomes and pairings: Viktor/Fleur/Cedric; Viktor/Fleur/Bill; Fleur/Charlie; Fleur OMCs; Fleur/Bill
Kink/Prompt: Double penetration; greyscale
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Obviously: Threesome and DP. Underage sex.
Summary: Once he's part-werewolf, Bill struggles with Fleur's past until they work through his issues.
Author's Notes and Disclaimer: Thanks to C for the beta. I don't own the rights to the characters or situations.
( Primary Colours )
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Original poster: bowmanwright The changes wrought by the bite of an unchanged wolf are many and diverse.
Some of them are small. There is the tickle of the sinuses in certain stormy weather, as though the wolf-instinct seeks to respond in some manner that all but one day a month the mind cannot decipher. There is the dreadful awareness of the moon, despite that no wolf-body will come forth. There is the tendency toward anemia, remediable with careful attention to diet. None of these things are more than a trivial nuisance.
But then, some of them are a great deal larger.
In the throes of the partial change, when there is lust in the air before him, a chain or magical binding might be required to hold him steady, despite that he is lucid through the night, despite that his mind is clear. His body craves and trembles with needs and unreasoning forces that lie outside his control, until he has learned to give over to the control of another. She can hold him without any chain, and in return, their balance is careful. She never directs him but on this night, and on this night, she controls him completely.
He never knows what he might see.
Now, when the world around him exists in shades of grey, there is yet, in the midst of it, color. His own part is muddy red, heated and hard and blurred by morning. Hers is blue, and crisp. The sharp yellow and bright living green are new.
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Original poster: newt_scamander Title: Missteps
Author: ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) newt_scamander
Pairings: Harry/Severus/Dr. James Wilson (from House M.D.) Also Harry/Severus, Harry/Wilson.
Kink/Prompt:Jealousy/Travelers
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Threesome (duh), rimming, crossover with a possible snark collision, when a certain wizard meets his Muggle match.
Summary: Sometimes, one little misstep is all it takes to turn a world upside-down. And sometimes, it takes extreme measures to turn it right side-up again.
Disclaimer: The Harry Potter universe and characters are the property of JK Rowling, Bloomsbury and Raincoast Books, and Warner Brothers Inc. The characters of House M.D. are the property of David Shore and the Fox TV Network. I make no money from writing fanfiction.
A/N:Genres: Romance, Angst, Hurt/Comfort. Thanks to my beta-reader—the little lady knows who she is, I know who she is, and she's a saint, by golly!
A special thank you to sansa1970and empathic_siren for being certifiably insane their limitless energy and their dedication to the pr0ny goodness.
Missteps
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Original poster: the_conjurer Well, my young readers, it’s finally time to see whether you can endure the glorious filth and mild humour of my story. Come, clever readers, and see if you can find the Missing Piece... Title: Missing Piece
Author: Cornelius Agrippa
Pairing: Sirius/Harry/Remus
Kink/Prompt: D/s, “When in doubt...”
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None, really, other than the kink. Bit of dirty talk, though. Summary: To Harry, it’s all too obvious that Sirius and Remus belong together. He attempts to make them see this, but nothing seems to work...until Remus and Sirius finally figure out what’s missing.
Author's Notes and Disclaimer: The HP-verse belongs to J.K. Rowling, and you belong to me.
Henceforth let all young men take heed
How in a Conjurer's books they read.
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Original poster: jocelindwadcock My dears, my sincerest apologies for the wait…
And now for a different flavor of smut.
Title: Double Blind
Author: Jocelind Wadcock
Pairing: HP/SS/TR
Kink/Prompt: Virgin/Lost
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6943
Warnings: kinky and a bit dark. highlight to see *non-con, bondage, paddling, orgasm denial, gagging, bloodplay, kissing, sex magic, dirty talk*
Summary: Harry’s a virgin, Snape practices moral relativity, and lots of kinky sex ensues. Features capture by Death Eaters, deceit, sodomy, sacrifice, and sex magic.
Author's Notes and Disclaimer: JK Rowling & Co own all of Harry Potter. I am only borrowing the characters. No profit is being made from this.
*A double blind study is one in which both sides (patient and researcher) are kept blind as to truth of what is being done to the patient (like who is being given a placebo). This story is compliant with Half-Blood Prince.
Many, many thanks to my two nameless betas for the suggestions and encouragement!
( Double Blind )
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Original poster: sacharissa_t Title: A Fistful of Harry: The Good, The Bad and the Ugly
Author: Sacharissa Tugwood
Pairing: Harry Potter/Lucius Malfoy/Severus Snape
Kink/Prompt: Leather/The Wild West
Rating: NC17 – really dirty – I mean really, really dirty
Word Count: 19,266
Beta: Mermaid [her pseudonym]
Warnings: graphic sex, slash M/M/M, adult language, AU (obviously), OOC (if you are a stickler for canon), rough sex, mechanical bull sex, snake conversations, squirrel mourning and bunny abuse…did I mention sex?
Summary: In the days of old where men were men and women were glorified servants …um…no. This is slash. There are no women. Back to the summary…Nothing ever goes right for Harry Potter. No one ever tells him the truth. If something can be odd or different, it will happen to Harry. Dumbledore has kept a secret, but Harry has a secret that even Dumbledore doesn’t have answers for. On his seventeenth birthday, Harry sets off on a long journey to find the two men that he needs the most – not to survive, but just for great sex. Harry needs his mates.
Disclaimer: The world of Harry Potter, its characters and settings are the copyrighted works of J.K. Rowling, Warner Bros, and anyone else with legitimate rights. No profit is being made by this site or the authors it houses, nor was any malice intended in any way, shape or form. Due to the nature of this fic, this author will not be held responsible for any underage readers who may come across this. Please observe any warnings, ratings and any legal ages of consent for your part of the world.
Author's notes: Apologies to anyone who lives in any of the real places mentioned in this story. This is all in fun and wonderful people live there. No harm is intended.
This story is in four parts, please follow the links...
A Fistful of Harry - Part 1
A Fistful of Harry - Part 2
A Fistful of Harry - Part 3
A Fistful of Harry - Part 4
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Original poster: d_shimpling Title: Escape Artist
Author: Derwent Shimpling
Pairing: Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Kingsley Shacklebolt
Kink/Prompt: Orgasm Denial/Escape Artist
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Um… threesomes? Orgasm denial? Mild bondage? Harry is seventeen in this one.
Summary: Harry is impatient to begin the long hunt for Death Eaters, horcruxes, and Voldemort, but he has many lessons to learn before he can begin. Fortunately, Kingsley Shacklebolt and Severus Snape are determined to teach him everything he needs to know.
Disclaimer: Any recognizable characters herein belong to J.K. Rowling.
( Escape Artist )
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Original poster: gunhilda_g Title: Tease Me All Over
Author: gunhilda_g
Pairing: Harry Potter/Severus Snape/Draco Malfoy
Kink/Prompt: Public sex/Tease
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Graphic sex
Summary: Certain that something is going on between Snape and Draco, Harry is determined to investigate. When they begin teasing him, however, Harry is not sure he’ll survive.
Author's Notes and Disclaimer: I can hardly begin to express my gratitude to the moderators of this wonderful writing festival! Such lovely ladies. It’s exciting for an old witch such as myself to have the opportunity to participate in such a prestigious event. Thank you!
I must also express my heartfelt gratitude to the lovely young ladies and gentlemen who helped hone and shape my words into something worthy of you, darling readers. May they be blessed!
I should also say that in no way am I responsible, nor do I own or condone the actions of the characters in this story. The creation of the wizarding world is beyond the skills of a simple witch such as myself. I am but a humble storyteller, my dears.
Enjoy!
( Tease Me All Over )
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Original poster: empathic_siren sansa1970 and I were up until the wee hours counting, calculating, and tallying all of your votes (and trust us, there were a LOT of them). At times, it was maddening how close the votes were. However the voters have spoken, and the posting order for the first ten stories has been chosen. To all of our fantastic authors, the voting really was close. You all have done an incredible job and we’re thrilled by your creativity, your sincere efforts and your brilliant writing.
And without further ado, the posting order for the first ten stories in the ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif) pimp_my_3some fest is:
1. Elladora Ketteridge, “Long, Hot, and Slow”
2. Gunhilda of Gorsemoor, “Tease Me All Over” 3. Derwent Shimpling, “Escape Artist” 4. Sacharissa Tugwood, “A Fist Full of Harry: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly” 5. Carlotta Pinkstone, ”The Destructive Sorrow of a Passionate Man” 6. Jocelind Wadcock, “Double Blind” 7. Cornelius Agrippa, “Missing Piece” 8. Flavius Belby, “Sigillum Secreti” 9. Archibald Alderton, “Needful Release” 10. Gregory the Smarmy, “The Lost Boys”
Posting begins tomorrow, June 24. The first ten stories will be posted daily. The remaining stories will be posted twice a day, morning and evening, based on random selection (though there was a small effort to spread out the longer stories). Please don't forget to comment on all of these amazing stories. The authors have worked doubly hard to not only produce quality stories but to advertise them creatively.
Bravo to the inaugural compliment of pimp_my_3some authors!
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Original poster: sansa1970 48 Hours To Go! Don't Forget to Vote!
EDIT: VOTING IS NOW CLOSED
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Original poster: empathic_siren
As a reminder, the fest’s final week of pimping starts tomorrow. The fest participants deserve a huge round of applause for the amazing job they’ve done of teasing and tantalizing us with their stories! The mods couldn’t be more pleased.
Once pimping is over, it’s time to vote for your favorite story! We’ve prepared a short list of Voting FAQs to make the process painless and fun. pimp_my_3some Voting FAQ’s</lj> When does voting begin? Voting begins on Tuesday morning, June 19, Eastern Standard Time. When does voting end? Voting ends at 11:59 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, Friday, June 22. That’s four days to vote for the fics you want to read first. Geez! Why such a short time to vote? Because posting begins on Sunday, June 24. That gives the mods a day to count all of the votes, prepare a posting order and let each participant know his or her posting date. Okay, okay, but this better be easy! How are we going to vote? Through clever devising on the part of the mods, you will have the opportunity to rank up to ten stories. In slot one of your ballot goes the first story you want to read, and so on. Two caveats: you can only vote for a particular story once. Further, you can only submit one overall ballot. Do I have to vote for ten stories? Nope. You can vote for only one, if you want. But make your vote count—you don’t get to come back and vote nine more times. I’m a participant, can I vote for myself? Absolutely.
Do I vote for the name of the story or the author? Author, please. Not all authors have gifted us with the titles of their bewitching fics! How can I possibly remember which story belongs to which author? That’s where tagging comes into play. The pimping posts are cross-indexed by author name *and* by pimping week. That nifty column to the right should help you find everything you’re looking for. Why is this voting business so important? Apart from the preservation of the democratic process, voting in this fest determines posting order. Further, the top ten ics will each have their own posting days with no other fics posted that day. Thereafter, fics will be posted twice a day. Eep! I'm a participant and I don't want anyone to know if I got the fewest votes. How is this going to work? We plan to use the voting method to determine the top ten stories, depending on how the voting plays out. The posting order for all other stories will be determined by a super-scientific randomizing process involving a great big cup, slips of paper, and a blindfold. (ooh! Kinky!) Do we get to see how many votes a story gets? No, sorry. The voting will be completely anonymous and results will not be revealed publically. I’m a participant. What if want to know how many votes my fic got? Email the mods and we’ll provide that information to you privately. Will you publish the posting order beforehand? Most likely, no. But we might change our minds about that. : )
Have we missed anything? Do you have a question about fest voting that you didn’t see answered here? If so, please comment here or email the mods with any questions you might have. Thanks! Siren and Sansa
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Original poster: j_pilliwickle ... Well, that will teach me to turn my back on a hardened criminal!
Ahem. Sorry.
Since you've all been so terribly titillated by the teases I've been doling out, I'm sure you noticed my absence from my assigned pimping slot on Tuesday. Alas! But I have escaped from ... er, I mean, I have overcome my delay and come ( bearing gifts ... )
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Original poster: empathic_siren
Who's got your favorite threesome?
Who's tempted you with her tales of unearthly delight?
Which story must go first?
You decide.
Voting begins June 19th. Don't forget to cast your vote at pimp_my_3some!
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Original poster: celestina_w This is the last time I shall have to tease and torment you all -- at least until I deliver on my promises to seduce you and bring you to a shaky, messy completion.
Will you enjoy it as much as I?
I have decided to provide a glimpse of what will be had upon reading my story -- and all the sooner with your vote.
From my tale, Suspicions Unleashed:
( For a quick tease... )
I look forward to the festivities in the coming week.
~Celestina
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Original poster: pimpin_adalbet Alas, this is my final pimping post! I have enjoyed these past weeks of tantalising tastes of indulgent fantasies. Friends, it has been lovely.
Rather than indulge you and show you more of my delightful piece, I shall keep it short and simple.
The setting: Sofia, Bulgaria: a lonely one-bedroom apartment, a subterranean Gringotts office, a crowded rented room in an international inn
The characters: a virginal Dean Thomas living as a Muggle, a beautiful Nymphadora Tonks quietly stalking Dean, and a confused Charlie Weasley trying to find his way through the lies
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Original poster: jocelindwadcock My dear fellow community members--
many thanks for the weeks of teasing and fine offerings you have bestowed upon us!
I have several short excerpts for your perusal. They are meant only to give a taste. For the main course, well, a vote for Jocelind Wadcock will bring a surer and quicker completion to all.
You will also find a poll (for your enjoyment and mine) on my livejournal site sometime Friday afternoon.
Edited: poll is now up here.
Any guesses as to the identity of the third member of the pairing will be cherished, and I just might drop additional hints...
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