~ Pimp My Threesome ~
A Harry Potter Threesome Fest With a Twist

User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-08-10 09:14
Subject: PSA: Community Migration
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Original poster: sansa1970

Attention [info]pimp_my_3some members and authors:

This community is being migrated. We will provide links to the new location(s) soon. Authors: if you do not want your fic/pimps migrated to a different journaling service (such as Greatest Journal or Insane Journal), you have two options. You may delete them from the community immediately. As I've stated in previous posts, I have the comm backed up on LJ archive, and I'm sure there's a way to get your comments to you should you decide to delete you entries. Second, you can allow the entries to be migrated and ask that they be deleted on the "other side". This will allow you to retain your fic and comments here on the LJ community, but they will not be archived with the rest of the inaugural fest entries at the new location.

It is possible we (the mods) may delete this community sometime in the future. Rest assured, you will be given ample opportunity to retrieve your fics, comments, pimps, and whatever else you want before that happens.

Within the next twenty-four hours, your entries will be moved (duplicated, not deleted) to [info]pimp_my_3some's new home. They will be migrated without comments and archived in a mirror community under the [info]pimp_my_3some moderator ID. Again, as soon as the move is complete, we will provide a link to the new site(s).

Also, we ask that any participating author who submitted a fic rated R or above for the fest to please lock that fic at this time.

Folks, this is sad, but not the end of the world. People make fandom, not servers. You are our first concern. Please abide by the requests in this message, and we will do everything we can to ease the transition. Let us know if you have any questions or if we can assist you with anything we may have failed to address.

Thanks to you all,

Sansa and Siren

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-08-03 16:38
Subject: FYI
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Original poster: sansa1970

I executed a full back-up of the community this afternoon. Authors - your pimps, fics, and comments have been archived.

We leave the decision of locking your entries up to you, but we strongly encourage you to do so, especially those of you who have art imbedded in your pimps and fics.

Thanks for your attention and cooperation.

~Sansa

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-07-19 22:50
Subject: The Grand Finale, The Swan Song, the Great Egress
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Original poster: empathic_siren

Welcome to the grand finale for this year's [info]pimp_my_3some fest. Thank you so much for participating, reading, pimping, and making this fest so much fun!  Before the reveal, we have a few awards to give out, and afterward, find out who correctly matched our participating authors to their stories.  

[info]pimp_my_3some's  Inaugural Awards: )

And now what you've all been waiting for!


The Big Reveal )

Congratulations to the Those Who Correctly Guessed the Authors! )

Well everyone, this is our final send-off.  You've been great and we hope to see you next year.

Your lovely mods,

Siren and Sansa

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-07-19 16:14
Subject: The Last Hurrah!
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Original poster: sansa1970

It's almost over, folks! Very soon, the winners of our polls and contests will be announced and the master list of authors posted.

In the meantime, we welcome all of our famous witches and wizards to share a few parting words. We've come to know some of you rather intimately and will be sorry to say goodbye.

Thank you – each and every one of you – for your efforts and participation. For your imagination and talent. For your support and humor. We wish you the best of luck and hope you'll play again if [info]pimp_my_3some returns next year.

Well participants…any fond farewells?

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-07-17 08:42
Subject: Guess That Author!
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Original poster: sansa1970

Thank you, everyone, for a most entertaining fest. We couldn't have asked for a better group of people to be involved in [info]pimp_my_3some. To all our authors and readers -- it was you who made this fest a success. The big reveal is Friday, but before that, let's have a spot of fun.


Let's play "Guess That Author!"

Below the cut is an alphabetical list of authors and their pseudonyms. Which witch (or wizard) wrote which? Give it your best shot! Comments are screened -- so you won't be tipping off your fellow players. Have fun! Guessing ends Thursday evening, and the winner will be announced Friday before the reveal. Good luck!

Guess That Author! )

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-07-13 17:59
Subject: There Are No Marvels in Pannony by Adalbet Waffling CW/DT/NT
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Tags:adalbet waffling, fic post

Original poster: pimpin_adalbet

Title: There Are No Marvels in Pannony
Author: Adalbet Waffling
Pairing: Charlie/Dean/Tonks
Kink/Prompt: Virgin/Travelling
Rating: R
Summary: Living in a self-imposed exile, Dean Thomas watches Nymphadora Tonks from afar - only to be swept off his feet by Charlie Weasley, despite the fact that his landlady wants to see him settle down with a lady! In a complicated love triangle in a foreign city, three people find themselves in each others beds - but can they get their relationship together, keep their relationship together and then have it survive England?
Author's Notes/Disclaimer: I would like to thank my lovely betas and our amazing mods for making all of this possible. I wouldn't have been able to write this without my betas and certainly none of this would have happened if it were not for our mods. I would also like to say that I am not, in fact, J. K. Rowling and make no claims about owning any of the characters in this piece of fiction. The characters and world contained herein belong to people other than myself, I am simply playing in their sandbox and not making any money from it.

( There Are No Marvels in Pannony )

ETA: Due to difficulties with the link, this has also been posted in three parts on [info]pimpin_adalbet.

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-07-16 07:36
Subject: "Moving Pictures," by Honoria Nutcombe
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Tags:fic post, honoria nutcombe

Original poster: nutsandhags

Title: Moving Pictures
Author: Honoria Nutcombe
Pairing: Harry/Luna/Neville
Kink/Prompt: Jealousy/It's the Wild, Wild West
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: (Fl)angst, non-linear narrative.
Summary: Harry will never tell anyone this, but there's a small part of him that never wanted the war to end.
Author's Notes and Disclaimer: This ended up being just under 2000 words, with the prompt used in a very loose sense. I hope that you enjoy reading it! Many thanks to A and P for all of their encouragement, as well as the fast and speedy betas. ♥♥♥ This never would have gotten finished without all their help and advice. All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.


Moving Pictures. )

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-07-16 07:13
Subject: Modly Note on Closing Activities
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Original poster: empathic_siren





Today we close out the story portion of the fest with our last two entries. Thank you to all of our extremely talented authors and characters. You made this awesome fest what it is!

Before the big reveal on Friday, we have a number of closing activities for everyone.

Tuesday, July 17:     Did you recognize someone's style?  Her cadence or a particular turn of phrase?  Today's the day for you: match the author to the story.

Wednesday, July 18:     Voting begins for five awards, including best character, best story pimping, and most creative use of a prompt or kink. Voting will go through Thursday night.

Thursday, July 19:     A last hurrah for all of our characters. Come join the party and chat with your favorite characters!

Friday, July 20:     The Big Reveal and awards.

Stay tuned for more details!


Your lovely mods,

Siren and Sansa

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-07-15 16:25
Subject: a whole new sort of resilience. by Tilly Toke
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Mood:content
Tags:fic post, tilly toke

Original poster: tilly_toke

Title: a whole new sort of resilience.
Author: [info]tilly_toke
Pairing: Ron/Ginny/Percy (and permutations thereof), Harry/Ginny, Harry/Ron
Kink/Prompt: Kissing; horizon line
Rating: PG-13, for off-screen sex
Warnings: Incest, insanity
Summary: Everyone in the world has something they strive for; an end to their means. Ginny wants happiness. Percy wants to be Minister. And Ron wants sex.
Author's Notes and Disclaimer: Harry Potter and associated characters belong to JK Rowling and her affiliates. This piece of fiction was written for entertainment purposes only and the author does not endorse the practices described in said fiction.
Thanks to my betas and the mods! ♥


a new sort of resilience. )

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-07-15 10:29
Subject: “Cunning Skein of a Tangled Web,” by Artemisia Lufkin. HG/RW/BZ (R)
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Location:Mistress' Office
Mood:excited
Tags:artemisia lufkin, fic post

Original poster: misia_lufkin

Title: Cunning Skein of a Tangled Web
Author: Artemisia Lufkin [info]misia_lufkin
Pairing: Hermione/Ron/Blaise
Kink/Prompt: Stripping/Along Came A Spider
Rating: R
Warnings: none
Length: 7,000 words
Summary: Girl wants boy. Boy wants boy. Girl and Boy fight over boy. This might seem like a typical teen love story, until you find out that 'boy' is none other than Blaise Zabini, and never has a Slytherin sat idly by while his ass was on the line.
Author's Notes and Disclaimer: Harry Potter is the creation of J.K. Rowling and this story has not been written to gain any profit and I do not claim ownership of the Harry Potter world. I love them. I like to pet them and get them naked. Thank you for lending them to me. I promise to return them clean and shiny.

Thanks so much to my lovely, lovely betas (you know how you are)!! And thanks to the mods, [info]sansa1970 and [info]empathic_siren. This has been as fun as a barrel full of crups. (is that cruel, a barrel full of crups?)

Cunning Skein of a Tangled Web )

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-07-14 09:53
Subject: The Pitter-Patter Of Little Feats by Oswald Beamish (GW/HP/FW)
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Tags:fic post, oswald beamish

Original poster: oswald_beamish

Merry meet, gentle readers and participants. The time has come for me to put forth my efforts and share with you my tale of men, magic and humour. I do hope you will enjoy it. Let me say it has been quite an adventure and I have had a wonderful time taking the journey with you all. That said, without any further delay, may I present for your entertainment :

Title: The Pitter-Patter of Little Feats
Author: Oswald Beamish
Pairing: George/Harry/Fred
Kink/Prompt: Mpreg/ Just A Little Bit Pregnant
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: AU, Fluff, Humour, Incest, Mpreg, Double penetration
Summary: With Harry at their side, Fred and George can and do accomplish just about everything.
Author's Notes and Disclaimer: Harry Potter and associated characters belong to JK Rowling and her affiliates. This piece of fiction was written for entertainment purposes only and the author does not endorse the practices described in said fiction. Thank you to my betas who worked very hard to make this better than it was. Both to remain anonymous for now, but I shall reveal their greatness later. This author would also like to thank the wonderful mods, [info]sansa1970 and [info]empathic_siren, for organizing such a fantastically good time for all of us. I've had a wonderful time participating in this fest.

It's the small things that make us happy. )

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-07-13 21:50
Subject: Havelock Sweeting's Masterpiece
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Tags:fic post, havelock sweeting

Original poster: havelocsweeting

Title: "The Things He'll Do. (To get their man)"
Author: Havelock Sweeting- AKA...wouldn't you like to know?
Pairing: Harry/Draco/Lucius
Kink/Prompt: Prostitution/ Are you seriously going to wear that?
Rating: NC-17
Betas: You know who you are. I hope at least. Lol
Warnings: non-con, Lucius being a bastard, incest, and underwear sniffing?
Summary: Harry and Draco are partners on the Auror force. They get assigned to track down a man who has been selling magical items to the Muggle community. Dangerous magical items. They recieve a tip to catch him, but naturally everything doesn't go as planned.
Author's Notes and Disclaimer: I am not the wizard who owns these characters. The lucky person is a witch named J.K. Rowling, and entirely to clever to be me. However, she is also blind to what her subject materials get up to when they're not being the good little students in her books.


This is a bit late, as I was away from internet excess all week. I do apologize and hope I didn’t step on our wonderful mods toes by posting this now.

At last...The Story )

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-07-12 08:29
Subject: Color Association by Ignatia Wildsmith (Kingsley/Harry/Charlie)
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Tags:fic post, ignatia wildsmith

Original poster: call_me_ignatia

Title: Color Association
Author: Ignatia Wildsmith
Pairing: Kingsley Shacklebolt/Harry Potter/Charlie Weasley
Kink/Prompt: Blindfolding/Kaleidoscope
Rating: Adult
Highlight for Warnings: *rimming, double penetration, sensory deprivation, light bondage*
Summary: Every one links certain colors with specific sensations... Harry needs help adjusting his.
Author Notes and Disclaimer: For the officials out there: they all belong to JKR and those that she decides can play with them. Mores the pity. Thanks so much to “J” for the beta- love you, darling!

[info]sansa1970 and [info]empathic_siren~ thank you for putting this together for everyone- you two are made of win!



Color Association )

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-07-13 00:30
Subject: Only A Malfoy by Morgan Le Fay (Lucius/Draco/Narcissa)
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Location:the Manor
Mood:relieved
Tags:fic post, morgan le fay

Original poster: avalon_queen

Title: Only a Malfoy
Author: Morgan Le Fay [info]avalon_queen
Pairing: Lucius/Draco/Narcissa
Kink/Prompt: Angry sex/"What are you going to do about it?"
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Parent/child incest, mention of chan (Draco at 15), dub-con, Draco is 17 at the time of this story
Summary: When caught in the act, Lucius decides to prove a point to Narcissa. Cissa has her own point to prove, but will she succeed?
Author's Notes and Disclaimer: Big thanks to S my lovely beta, the Mods, and all the other writers. This story is based on characters created and owned by JK Rowling, her publishers, and Warner Bros. Inc., No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

Only a Malfoy... )

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-07-11 11:40
Subject: A Growth Experience
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Tags:fic post, miranda goshawk

Original poster: goshawkm

At last, it's the full meal for my little hatchlings....

Title: A Growth Experience
Author: Miranda Goshawk 
Threesome: Harry, Draco, Ginny
Prompt: Interrogation
Kink: Dirty Talk
Rating: NC-17


Thanks for reading! I hope it satisfied!

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-07-10 21:06
Subject: “The bloody, the hurt and the darkness” by Rita Skeeter. HG/SS/Spike (NC-17)
Security: Public
Location:London, Leaky Cauldron
Mood:amused
Music:Weird Sisters - Light my Lumos
Tags:fic post, glover hipworth

Original poster: glover_hipworth

Title: The bloody, the hurt and the darkness
Author: Glover Hipworth [info]glover_hipworth
Pairing: Hermione/Snape/Spike
Kink/Prompt: public sex/greyscale
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Het! ;)
Summary: When Aurors Granger and Snape wander the streets of London at night, they encounter a vampire. They come out with their lives intact but what about their innocence?
Author's Notes and Disclaimer: This fiction is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoat Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

The bloody, the hurt and the darkness )

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-07-09 21:59
Subject: Lay Me Bare by [info]wilfred_elphick
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Original poster: wilfred_elphick

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for...

Title: Lay Me Bare
Author: [info]wilfred_elphick
Pairing: Bill/Charlie/Percy
Kink/Prompt: Stripping/Standoff
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest
Summary: Bill and Charlie take unusual measures to make Percy feel like a part of the family again.
Word Count: ~7925
Author's Notes: Thank you to my betas and the support of everyone who helped me when I was flailing around about Percy being a stubborn git.
Disclaimer: This story—and its author—is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoat Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.


Lay Me Bare )

I do hope you... 'enjoyed' yourselves...

'Til you see me in your dreams,

The Great and Magnificent Wizard Wil

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-07-09 01:14
Subject: Elementary Strategy - The Slytherin Way by Greta Catchlove, HP/DM/SS, NC-17
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Tags:fic post, greta catchlove

Original poster: g_catchlove

Title: Elementary Strategy - The Slytherin Way
Author: Greta Catchlove
Pairing: Harry/Draco/Severus
Kink/Prompt: blindfolding/Treasure Chest
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Kinky sex, soft bondage
Summary: Harry wants Severus’ help to get Draco losing control the only thing he doesn’t know is that Severus has other plans all together.
Author's Notes and Disclaimer: Harry Potter and his world and all the other characters from this fandom are the property of J.K. Rowling, the publishers and Warner Brothers. I just play a little with them.

Elementary Strategy - The Slytherin Way )

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-07-08 10:18
Subject: Heat by Beatrix Bloxum HP/SS/RL (NC-17)
Security: Public
Mood:anxious
Tags:beatrix bloxum, fic post

Original poster: beatrixbloxam

Title: Heat
Author:Beatrix Bloxam [info]beatrixbloxam
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter/Remus Lupin
Kink/Prompt: Mpreg/Heat
Rating:Adult/NC-17
Warnings: MPreg, jealousy, rimming, orgasm denial, wanking
Summary: Harry Potter has been feeling a bit strange this summer; can Severus cope with his new appetites? Especially the kinds of cravings Harry is having?
Author Notes/Disclaimer: Beta’d by two of the very best - award-winning in my opinion!
Word Count: 3688
Disclaimer: This is an amateur work of fan fiction, not meant to infringe on any copyrights – anything you recognize does not belong to me and no money is being made.
Thanks to the wonderful Mods [info]sansa1970 and [info]empathic_siren who put up with my whinging, despite how busy they were!

Heat )

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User: [info]3some_mod
Date: 2007-07-08 01:09
Subject: Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With Chocolate bu Gaspard Shingleton. HP/GW/LL NC17
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Location:home
Mood:productive
Tags:fic post, gaspard shingleton

Original poster: gaspard_shingle

Title: Revenge is a Dish Best Served with Chocolate
Author: Gaspard Shingleton
Pairing: Harry/Ginny/Luna
Kink/Prompt: Pie Throwing/Honeydukes Finest
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: WAM (Wet and Messy Sex), Bondage, Threesome, Het, Femmeslash, Chocolate
Summary: Ginny exacts a delicious revenge on her lovers for their birthday present.
Author's Notes and Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and locations are the property of JK Rowling. This is a work of adult fiction and no endorsement of the acts depicted herein is to be implied.

Chocolate! )

My thanks to our lovely and hard working mods who, I am sure, are already planning the next festival! And my congratulations to all my fellow authors on their excellent creations. Everyone is invited to my shop in Diagon Alley for a party featuring 'Malfoy' Martinis, 'Potter' Planter's Punch, 'Weasley' Wine Coolers and other delectable concoctions all mixed up easily in my newest invention, the self-shaking shaker!

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