"Vot is the point of being an international Quidditch player if all the good-looking girls are taken
Title: Mine to Impress
Author: Rakina
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG-13 for innuendo
Pairing: Snape/Krum
Prompt: "Vot is the point of being an international Quidditch player if all the good-looking girls are taken?"
Warnings: one use of language *g*


"The point, Viktor, is that I haf brought you to Hogvarts! Here you vill find the very best young men on Earth! The champion, Cedric Diggory, is a right goer if I hear correctly, and belief me, I do. And Harry Potter, he is young but very villing."

"I do not fancy zese boys! Zay are so small, so unimpressive."

"Are you talking of their cocks or their height?"

"High Master, I need somevun to sweep me off my---"

**squawk**

"Levicorpus!"

"Severus, put my champion down!"

"Not a chance, Igor. He's mine to impress, and believe me, I will."