Title: Morituri Te Salutant
Author/Artist: eprime
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Remus Lupin/Sirius Black
Kink(s)/Warnings: um, fingering, sort of, suggestion of non-con situations
Summary: Tom Riddle was given a teaching job at Hogwarts back when he first asked for it. By the 1970s Hogwarts is just a little bit different.
Challenge: Written for the Lusty Month of May 2010, Day 21
Word count: 2099
Disclaimer: These characters belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.
Author's Note Okay, so I was contemplating the kink tags at pervy_werewolf and was somehow reminded of the
venom cock mockery that went around several years ago. Next thing that popped into my mind was the obvious corollary that I know got mentioned back then--the poisonous arsehole. Wouldn't it be fun, I thought, if Voldemort was defeated, at least temporarily, due to the power of the poisonous arsehole? Instead of sitting down and writing a terribly amusing crackfic I decided I needed to try and write it straight. This is a brief snippet of a much darker Hogwarts that exists in great detail in my mind to try and help me maintain (not too successfully) my suspension of disbelief in writing this ridiculous scenario, but which will most likely never be written. (Just be glad the Riddle/Nagini/Lupin scene didn't make it in.)
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