|perhin (perhin) wrote in perhin_fics,|
@ 2008-06-27 19:40:00
Greed and Envy
Summary: Wilson eats House's cheese puffs.
Note: Written for 10_themes on LJ. Prompt: Greed
“What are you eating?”
Wilson holds up the bag of cheese puffs. “Cheese puffs. Why?”
House sits down next to him and says, “ Those are mine.”
“Do they have your name on them?” Wilson asks and continues eating.
House turns the bag around and in Sharpie 'Greg House' in large letters are printed on the bag. Wilson sighs and hands the bag over.
“You greedy pig, you. You ought to share them. I live here,too, you know.”
“But I bought them.”
“But I'd like to eat some.”
House stares at the bag. “Some? You ate half the bag! Who's greedy now?”
Wilson rolls his eyes and stuffs his hand in the bag for more.
Summary: Who has the advantages?
Note: Written for 10_themes on LJ. Prompt: Envy
House and Wilson step out of the shower. Both grab for a towel and begin to dry off.
“I never noticed how much bigger you are before,” House says.
Wilson stops drying off. “Hmm?”
“Didn't you just hear me?”
“Yeah, just bigger how?” Wilson starts to mop his hair when he's grabbed from behind.
“Look at you and look at me. Who's bigger?”
Wilson rolls his eyes and says, “You. You're taller than me, stronger than me, what more could you want?”
It's House's turn to roll his eyes. “Your dick, you idiot! Your dick is bigger than mine. Look!”
Wilson looks down and truth be told, he's bigger. “So? You fucked me like an animal just now. What does it matter?”
“It matters a lot! You can please people more than me. You have lots of advantages over me.”
Wilson laughs. “You think I have the advantages? Do you make women scream out of pain when you enter them? No. Do you have to put on extra lube when you fuck your boyfriend? No. Do you make people gag when they suck you? No. Come on, House, you're the real winner here.” Wilson turns and continues to try off.
House smiles. “Really?”
Wilson looks around. “Really.”